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[Conuck]

Now that's a gook looking bottom and the rest ain't to bad either.

[Roco]

  thakns for the link fix



Mary Rose 'sunk by French cannon'
maybe the full story now amerged ? . our  the ship  Mary Rose , after many million ££££ is now in a UK museum,
but bearing in mind , the Brits have been waging war against our next door neibour for more thasn 500 years .
(20 miles across the ENGLISH channel , LOL )
our last 100 year war. http://www.btinterne...ef/thr00013.htm was never cancelled , 
but due to the Europen union , we are now Kissing cousins , but we avoid tounges  LOL ,
and the Euro 
maybe French kissing in the USA is not for us , http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=mhonBWGI3so
we call it tounge  snooker , LOL  or checking out the halitiosus , or even what was  for lunch today ?

[tommie gorman]

Definately a toned ass. 

Yeah french kissing is a wonderful sport. It should be in the olympics.   

[pixiepistlz]

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Definately a toned ass. 

Yeah french kissing is a wonderful sport. It should be in the olympics.   

I see the bad boy is out to play tonight,.  is it a full moon again??

[tommie gorman]

Sure enough is.  

Can't Possibly Be True

Residents of an Austin, Texas, neighborhood undergoing a federally mandated sewer replacement noticed that, for several weeks starting in September, the work crews would spend the first three hours of their 12-hour days digging a huge hole in the street, and the last three hours re-filling and paving over it (repeating the process each day). The 20-by-20-by-20-foot hole in Monroe Street was too big to be covered with metal plates, and the city's "policy" of minimal traffic disruption required repaving for nighttime use, at least doubling the cost of the work. [Austin American-Statesman, 10-8-08]

Pay Those Dentist's Bills! In October, a 58-year-old patient accused the Rush Green Dental Practice in Romford, England, of injecting Novocain in preparation for an extraction but then refusing to pull the tooth until he had handed over an additional 30 pounds ($47) cash. (The patient had to go home to get his ATM card, according to a Daily Mail report, and did not make it back until the Novocain had begun to wear off.) [Daily Mail (London), 10-11-08]

Police in the Bavarian town of Neu-Ulm said they were investigating a dentist who allegedly barged into the home of a 35-year-old patient in September, tied her hands, forced her mouth open, and removed dentures worth the equivalent of about $500 because the woman's insurance company had declined to pay. [The Local (Berlin), 9-24-08]

Blind Justice: An administrator of criminal-case appeals in Louisiana committed suicide in 2007, partly (according to his suicide note) because of guilt that, for 13 years, he had complied with a judge's order to deny, sight-unseen, all appeals filed by defendants who were acting without lawyers. (Under state law, only death row convicts get assistance for appeals; all others, even convicted murderers, either fend for themselves or forfeit the appeal right, no matter how indigent.) According to the administrator (the extent of whose claims are still being investigated by the state Supreme Court), none of the supervisory judges involved in denying the 2,400 appeals ever read a single word in them. [Times-Picayune, 10-10-08]

[tommie gorman]

Some weird news pics?   

[pixiepistlz]

HILARIOUS "BRO"      good ones!!!   used toliet paper.......... Cat called "HELP"   Someone to go Twilight Zoning with back in time.  Can you just SEE that S#!t!!!  I gotta go pee before I go on myself.....         too late.

[tommie gorman]

Ok a few more.

[pixiepistlz]

Keep em' coming Bro.       

[tommie gorman]

OK, one more, but thats it, you get too excited as it is.  And thats all I have of those. 

[pixiepistlz]

            

[tommie gorman]

People Who Need Attention (seriously)

In October, Travis Fessler of Florence, Ohio, broke the Guinness Book record by holding 11 Madagascar hissing cockroaches in his mouth for the mandatory 10 seconds. [Cincinnati Enquirer, 10-13-08]

Briton Sarah Burge, 49, broke the Guinness Book record for the most cosmetic surgery, having now spent a total of 539,500 pounds ($850,000) on more than 100 procedures, according to an October report in London's Daily Mail. [Daily Mail, 10-29-08]
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It's Good to Be a British Prisoner (Leave it to the UK.)


The Sun reported in September that officials at London's Holloway Prison had recently staged a morale-boosting costume dance party for female inmates, even though Holloway houses Britain's worst female murderers. As a result, families of murder victims learned that the killers had a jolly good time dressed up as, for example, vampires and ghouls covered with fake blood. [The Sun (London), 9-13-08]

Britain's Prison Service issued guidelines recently calling for guards to refer to their male charges by "Mr." and their surnames, to foster "decency" and "respect." Inmates should be treated, said one official, "like (we expect) our children to be treated." [Daily Telegraph (London), 9-30-08]

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Mechanically Inclined Perverts

Akira Hino, 51, was arrested in Tokyo in September and charged with stealing a woman's underpants, using a fishing rod to reach a laundry pole on an apartment balcony. Police found more than 500 women's undies in his apartment. [Agence France-Presse, 9-30-08]

A 34-year-old primary-school teacher was convicted in September for a 2007 incident in Clydebank, Scotland, in which, during a drive to work, he was arrested after he stopped in front of a high school and was caught watching students while fondling himself with an electrical vibrator plugged into his car's cigarette lighter. [Clydebank

[pixiepistlz]

OMG!  They found you out Tommie 

[tommie gorman]

At least it was highschool students. But still.... 

[Roco]

Our UK National Identity  cards are being rolled out next year , I can see chaos and hours of endless fun
with this scheme,     Roco  @ aisle 3, Ann Summers sex shop , London  ,  sounds better than  4th park bench ,

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http://news.bbc.co.u...ics/7742619.stm

Women who change their name after marriage could face fines of up to £1,000 if they fail to tell the government, under new proposals.

Homeless people wanting ID cards may be able to give their home address as a bench, bus stop or park where they are often found. Addresses will be recorded on the register but will not appear on the face of the card.

And people undergoing a sex change will be entitled to two ID cards.      ........snip .......


A spokesman for the Identity and Passport Service said: "The National Identity Scheme will bring real and recognisable benefits for British citizens by offering a more convenient way of proving identity and helping protect people from identity fraud.
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.........WTF , I know who I am ,  so why do I need to prove it,
if my word ain't good enough, I don't see it as being my problem ,

[Conuck]

Welcome to the beginning of the New World Order!

[Roco]

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Welcome to the beginning of the New World Order!

well , I hope it's better than the old world order , I wasn't so keen on that either ,

some more odd news , cute animals , and good luck to them .

Watch out, it's a bunny on wheels

Despite being paralysed, this bunny does just fine on his set of wheels Her back legs are paralysed, but four-year-old Ethel can get around fine – thanks to this chariot bought for her by owner Zoe Holbourne, from Connah's Quay, North Wales
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Two-headed kitten has twice the cuteness of regular kittens
To the astonishment of vets, a kitten has been born in Australia with approximately double the number of heads one usually expects to find on a kitten.
http://www.metro.co....01&in_page_id=2

The heads, of which there are two, are attached to the neck of Coco, who was born in Perth - one of a litter of three.

The two-headed cutester can even miaow with both mouths at once, which is just adorable.

[tommie gorman]

The two headed cat was on the local news last night.

As to the rabbit, I'd like to see how he does against a few hound dogs on those wheels. He's either faster or dinner. 
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Least Competent Criminals

Jose Diaz Jr., 35, was arrested and charged with shoplifting from a Wal-Mart in Madison Township, Ohio, in October after attempting to run from the store with a digital camera. He first crashed into the glass front door (which looked open, but was closed), cutting himself badly, but then exited into the parking lot, where he almost immediately ran into a cement post, allowing security personnel to catch up with him. [Lorain Morning Journal, 10-20-08]

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Recurring Themes

The latest evidence that, for men, size is important: Following a men's room argument in Durban, South Africa, in September, five men of Indian descent left a bar, returned with guns and killed three patrons. According to police, the altercation started when one Indian man at a urinal called attention to a white South African man's "small" size, and the incident escalated. [Independent Online (Cape Town)-South African Press Association, 9-11-08]

In August, the indecent-exposure conviction of a Houston urologist was upheld on appeal despite the doctor's insistence that he is so "small" (2.8 inches) that it would have been impossible for his sex organ to be seen by anyone, even if he had tried to expose himself. [Houston Chronicle, 8-19-08]

[pixiepistlz]

Oh TOmmie!! .He's handicapped! It would be mangled.     That is not funny.

[Roco]

Hmmm ,as long as 2.8 inches , I am getting depressed again,