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[JokeyMcScrotsack]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

[tommie gorman]

OH just pass the ho around bro.

[mudmanc4]

Daaaamn, she is a cute little bitch, hell, Id'e taker round the kitchen too , mmm, spray that greasy ass stuff all over her, soon she'll be slippery and HOT !  Id'e cram my meat so......  ehemm, uhm, ok, ........anyhow, you get the picture 

[zalternate]

I'd stay away from her. My wiener almost always gets that burning feeling from her getting just too hot for my meat. 

[RyanS]

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I'd stay away from her. My wiener almost always gets that burning feeling from her getting just too hot for my meat. 

maybe she should have given you a penicillin shot first?

[zalternate]

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maybe she should have given you a penicillin shot first?

Oh yes. The secret sauce.

[tommie gorman]

I am waiting for the girls to answer this one. 

[tdawnaz]

i don't get it...i thought u were happily married shugar...u have a gf too??...i'm confused

[tommie gorman]

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i don't get it...i thought u were happily married shugar...u have a gf too??...i'm confused

Yeah, he has twins.  One for each burger.

[JokeyMcScrotsack]

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I'd stay away from her. My wiener almost always gets that burning feeling from her getting just too hot for my meat. 

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Yeah, he has twins.  One for each burger.

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i don't get it...i thought u were happily married shugar...u have a gf too??...i'm confused

Check out the picture. 

[Conuck]

Can I borrow her next week end. I got a bunch of friends riding in and we would all like the slap the meat to her!

[JokeyMcScrotsack]

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Can I borrow her next week end. I got a bunch of friends riding in and we would all like the slap the meat to her!

[tdawnaz]

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Check out the picture. 

i did but u posted the wrong picture. it's not a picture of a girl. it's a picture of a grill.

that's funny cuz my grdau sometimes misspells girl...gril

[mudmanc4]

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i did but u posted the wrong picture. it's not a picture of a girl. it's a picture of a grill.

that's funny cuz my grdau sometimes misspells girl...gril

[tdawnaz]

hehehe

[tommie gorman]

I shoulda known you was up to something momma. 

[Miss. Priss]

[Roco]

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i don't get it...i thought u were happily married shugar...u have a gf too??...i'm confused

I nearly got the vitrolic pen out . so you ain't the only one Tdawnaz ,

anywy if that honey is so good why is George Formby so fat  ?  , Ooopps it's Foreman , my mistake sir,

[pixiepistlz]

You guys are retarded  

[tdawnaz]

i'm not retarded...just playful...not sure about the other guys oh wait...i just checked...i'm not a guy thank goodness