A stupid old lady hit me when I was on my motorcycle going around a turn yesterday. I was riding around yesterday killing some time, I came in the gate to go home, go around the turn and there the bitch is. She is driving on the wrong side of the road. I pulled the clutch in slammed both breaks, but it was to close the back tire locked up. I knew it wasn't going to be good so I pulled my right leg up and dropped the bike. It slid and slammed into her front bumper. I slid a little in between her car and the curb.
I jumped up and started yelling at the bitch. I said every word in the book five times over.
She then started going off saying "look what you did to my car, its a band new car, omg what did you do". I had to yell at her again saying "Look what you did to my fucking bike, your on the wrong side of the road". She kept saying it doesn't matter what side of the road she is on.
The cops and fire department came, checked me out, then she started playing the "I'm hurt" game, even tho she wasn't. I'm telling the cops what happened, and showed them the skid marks on the ground. Her's is about 4 inches long, so she try didn't stop at all, my skid mark is about 8 feet long.
The cops ended up giving me a simple ticket for not having motorcycle endorsement, (I was going to do it next weekend). And they gave her one for driving Left of Center.
She has minimal damage, there is a small bump and black marks on her front bumper, plus her front under skirt came off. My entire front end and tank is trashed. The way I put it down the head light hit her bumper and absorbed the entire impact, and it smashed into all the gages and handle bars which smashed the tank.
But this is a Honda, and as soon as the carbs drained a little bit of the fuel that was all in them it fired right back up.
Here are some pictures.













