johnjamph Posted May 15, 2010 CID Share Posted May 15, 2010 Wanna become a zombie? Wanna stare at your screen as minutes of your life tick by while watching Starband struggle to load simple sites? Wanna pay twice the price for zero service? Join Starband now. You will wish you were dead already!!! Wanna become a zombie? Wanna stare at your screen as minutes of your life tick by while watching Starband struggle to load simple sites? Wanna pay twice the price for zero service? Join Starband now. You will wish you were dead already!!! Multiple tries with upload speed until finally exceeding 100Kbps. WOW. Probably random extreme good luck. Tried to save it to the Testmy.net site and of course - THE CONNECTION FAILED. The only thing dumber than STARBAND is the poor suckas like me who think maybe just maybe there is some solution. Newsflash to all - there is no solution to STARBAND except suicide. It is the only humane answer before they kill the rest of my brain cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjamph Posted May 15, 2010 Author CID Share Posted May 15, 2010 Wanna become a zombie? Wanna stare at your screen as minutes of your life tick by while watching Starband struggle to load simple sites? Wanna pay twice the price for zero service? Join Starband now. You will wish you were dead already!!! Multiple tries with upload speed until finally exceeding 100Kbps. WOW. Probably random extreme good luck. Tried to save it to the Testmy.net site and of course - THE CONNECTION FAILED. The only thing dumber than STARBAND is the poor suckas like me who think maybe just maybe there is some solution. Newsflash to all - there is no solution to STARBAND except suicide. It is the only humane answer before they kill the rest of my brain cells. » Home » Test Results Download Speed Test Results Login or Sign-Up to log your scores in our database by Username, useful for tracking your connection. "Ouch, are you on dial-up or something? Your connection scored 0.5/5 stars..." (test again) 169 Kbps or 0.2 Mbps (21 kB/s) 0 500 1000 1500 2000 2500 3000 3500 4000 Kbps ::You:: avg starband.net (1368 Kbps) Typical Cable (256 - 4000) Typical DSL (256 - 1500) Satellite (50 - 1500) ISDN (64 - 128) Dial Up (28.8 - 56) 0 61.0 122.1 183.1 244.1 305.2 366.2 427.3 488.3 kB/s Test Result Details Your connection is: 169 Kbps or 0.2 Mbps You downloaded at: 21 kB/s You are running: 3 times faster than 56K and can download 1 megabyte in 48.76 second(s) Member Ident: CompID:136328616762 Test Time:: 2010-05-15 22:00:12 GMT Test Browser and OS info: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; StarBand Version 4.0.0.2; GTB6.4; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; yie8) Test ID: QJIH2TF5E (if this is a screenshot go to testmy.net to see if this is fake) Diagnosis ^info^: May need help : running at only 12.35 % of your hosts average (starband.net) This was tested from a 1544 kB file and took 74.641 seconds to complete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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