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JokeyMcScrotsack

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Tell Me The Most Creepy Thing That Has Ever Happened To You Personally.

31 July 2010 - 12:22 PM

Please share with me your most creepy story that you personally lived through. I dont want he said she said and I dont want embellishments. Tell it as it happened please. I know some of you have some good ones especially the old ass people here like Tommie and Cok.

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I had to post my story even though this thread is old as jesus. The new jesus not the old jesus. Anyway, looong story short but 100% true with no embellishment to liven it up. Im 20 years old at the time (wife was 18) and I am in the process of moving my mother and father from Texas to Roswell New Mexico. Long sleepy roads with not much to look at. I am in a large U Haul with my gigantic rottweiler that was a complete pansy for the family and demon for anyone else. My mother and wife are following me in my mothers car with a loaded hand gun that my ex marine father will not leave the home without.

My father is in a hospital in Roswell recovering from heart surgery at this time. We leave Brownfield and head towards Plains at about 10 pm. Well after dark but not too late. A plain white car with tinted windows pulls behind my mothers car that my wife is driving. No big deal. The car follows very close to them but is not aggressive and after this continues I tell my wife via cell phone (she called me concerned about the car) to back off my tail and give him room so he could pass her and then get in behind me to pass me. So many people are afraid to pass one car much less two at once I figured it was Granny Gibbons back there.

As she backs off the car backs off of her tail. This continues all the way to Plains at which point I call my wife and tell her to pull over and she does so following very close to my tail. We stop and the car passes right by and pulls over on the opposite side of the highway about 200 feet up and sit there. I get the gun from the glove box knowing how to shoot it well enough. I made a joke to my wife and mother who are scared shitless at this point. I get in the u haul and call my wife and tell her to follow close. We leave and the white car follows all the way to Caprock at which time it has pulled next to the car my wife is driving several times and then pulled back behind her staying extremely close.

At Caprock my wife calls in tears and she is no pussy so I know at this point I need to do something. I tell the wife I am going to pull over and for her to pull in right in front of me. She does so and we park with me right on her ass on the side of the road in dark as night Caprock NM and the car pulls right in front of the wifes car. Im so scared I can barely move at this point. Im no coward but at this point I could barely make myself get out of the car. I am 6'5 and weighed about 280 at the time. Im not afraid to fight and have many times but dont particularly enjoy it. My wife is a beautiful, tiny HS grad at this time and my mother is aging. I feel like an alpha male so I pull by balls out of my ass which is where they had sucked up to and stepped out of the truck calling out to my dog to follow which he did enthusiastically. I walk to the front of my mothers car that my wife is driving and stand in the lights of her car staring at the white car. After a few seconds the pulled forward, turned around and went the other way. We continued to Roswell with no further incident.

This is my personal story that I posted on another site per another members request and thought I would share here. I left the spelling errors and all.

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09 July 2010 - 08:57 PM


Happy Birthday Tommie!

10 June 2010 - 09:27 AM

This is what, number 60? 65? Ahh hell why am I asking you, you cant remember. :) have a good one man!!!

I Will Quit Testmy Forever And I Am Not Bsing. Ca3le Come Here!

25 April 2010 - 03:12 PM

Alright I will seriously burn this mother fucker down if one of three things does not happen PDQ.

1 - The limit on emoticons per post is drastically increased. I need those, badly. See like this  :tickedoff: shows you I am pissed off.

2 - The exact limit and filters on smileys is explained to me so that I may circumvent said limits and or filters.

3 - My account is set for unlimited emoticons per post.

That is all.... Titties. And I am serious.

You Know I Kick Ass... But Did You Know Im Awesome?

25 April 2010 - 02:44 PM

You know you did.

http://www.youtube.com/v/OYws8biwOYc


Language.