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Just got back in touch with a long time friend.. Friend of almost 4 years. Saw him on aim tonight, heres the convo.  :lol:

Just some randomness for you all.

a n i f e i n d:

a n i f e i n d:

a n i f e i n d: !!!

D a r k i c e FX: ?

a n i f e i n d: a n i f e i n d: get you some killswitch engage

a n i f e i n d: or ill give you some but oh my

a n i f e i n d: S#!ts fantastic

a n i f e i n d: ill send you one song, if your not satasfied, well you aint gettin your money back but w/e

RXDriv3r: lmao

a n i f e i n d: i crack me up... Oh me

D a r k i c e FX: that's a kneeslapper!

a n i f e i n d: dgnhnhj

a n i f e i n d: omg dude

a n i f e i n d: i almost fell out of my chair

a n i f e i n d: your killin me

D a r k i c e FX: what lol

a n i f e i n d: F#@&.. just when i thought i was funny you outwhit me again

D a r k i c e FX: cocaine is a powerful drug nick..

a n i f e i n d: kneeslapper... rofl

a n i f e i n d: see

a n i f e i n d: you did it again

a n i f e i n d: man your too awesome..

a n i f e i n d: *bows*

D a r k i c e FX: I crack me up too...

a n i f e i n d: you should try not to.. hear its bad for the spine

D a r k i c e FX: yeah... so is taking repreated hits to the back with a blunt object... since when man? since when..

a n i f e i n d: rofl..

a n i f e i n d: so is a year of marriage.. but whos keepin count right?

D a r k i c e FX: nah, count in blowjobs.. it's really only been 9 days

a n i f e i n d: lmfao

D a r k i c e FX: Is it sad that I am burning a Sing Along CD? lol..

a n i f e i n d: LOL

a n i f e i n d: no way

a n i f e i n d: cant.....breathe...

D a r k i c e FX: asthma?... I'm so sorry =

D a r k i c e FX: it happens to the best of u

a n i f e i n d: haha

D a r k i c e FX: us

D a r k i c e FX: ,,,

D a r k i c e FX: ..

D a r k i c e FX: ...

D a r k i c e FX: ...

D a r k i c e FX: 'asfjaesjvb nqae

D a r k i c e FX: v

D a r k i c e FX: I just had a stroke... two seconds ago... but it's fine now.

a n i f e i n d: i ken tpye goud 2oo

a n i f e i n d: yea, thoes things come and go. herpies is the thing to look out for

a n i f e i n d: whoo

D a r k i c e FX: Clamydia is a nice name... I might name my daughter Clamydia.

a n i f e i n d: haha

a n i f e i n d: dude.

a n i f e i n d: thatd be pimp

D a r k i c e FX: My daughter Clamydia, my son Johhnorhea (but we just call him Clap), and my nephew Warther (Wart for short)....

a n i f e i n d: roflmfao

a n i f e i n d: ahhhhhhhh

D a r k i c e FX: what... I'm serious..

a n i f e i n d: clap

a n i f e i n d: thats priceless

D a r k i c e FX: they're good kids... sometimes they get a bit crabby... a good shampoo and combing sets them straight though..

a n i f e i n d: rofl

a n i f e i n d: this has to be one of the funniest in a long time jeremy..

D a r k i c e FX: haa... long ..... time.... ... wait... I have no joke for that..

a n i f e i n d: forgot about all the fun i used to have online with the ole ball n chain strapped to me

a n i f e i n d: um..me ... love you long time?

a n i f e i n d: O0o

D a r k i c e FX: for a price?...

D a r k i c e FX: can I pay in bottles of shampoo... because you'll need them after you're done with me..

a n i f e i n d: lmao..

a n i f e i n d: sounds like an experenced speaker to me ;-)

D a r k i c e FX: yeahhhh

a n i f e i n d: ohkayyyyy

D a r k i c e FX: WHAT?!

a n i f e i n d: S#!t i dont know anymore

D a r k i c e FX: ?

a n i f e i n d: yeahhhh

a n i f e i n d: S#!t youve used that one

D a r k i c e FX: MAYYYBBBBEEEEE

D a r k i c e FX: wait..

a n i f e i n d: yep. you lose. you are the broken link

a n i f e i n d: er...

a n i f e i n d: weak..... ah F#@&it

D a r k i c e FX: yeah... you lose on that one.

D a r k i c e FX: insert a quater and try again.... ooooo yeaah... OOOOO.... oh yea!... Who knew I was into that kind of thing? Not I,

a n i f e i n d: lmao

a n i f e i n d: cutegirl1: aww

cutegirl1: man i feel like typing right now hehe

a n i f e i n d: :o

a n i f e i n d: then type to me hun!

cutegirl1: lol wat u wanan talk bout?

a n i f e i n d: ... why must i make all the decisions

a n i f e i n d: ;-)

a n i f e i n d: j/k

cutegirl1: lol:-)

cutegirl1 signed off at 10:03:10 PM.

a n i f e i n d: well... that was interesting..

D a r k i c e FX: lol....

a n i f e i n d: yea....

a n i f e i n d: lmao

D a r k i c e FX: you know what is funny..

a n i f e i n d: me and your mom?

D a r k i c e FX: no, that's sexy , there's a difference

a n i f e i n d: oh yea well that too

D a r k i c e FX: but not as sexy and me and my mom... I get a family discount...

a n i f e i n d: OH GOD

a n i f e i n d: ahhhhhhh

a n i f e i n d: BURN

a n i f e i n d: on yourself

D a r k i c e FX: That was a little hooker incest humor for you.

a n i f e i n d: god you kill me

D a r k i c e FX: please don't press charges

a n i f e i n d: i wouldnt do that bro

a n i f e i n d: * phone hidden behind back*

D a r k i c e FX: oh that reminds me

D a r k i c e FX: .... where's my money?

D a r k i c e FX: BITCH, where's my money?

a n i f e i n d: hey dirty! baby iv got yo money

D a r k i c e FX: Bitch don't make me scoop out your kneecaps and knee F#@& you

D a r k i c e FX: I'm crazy !

a n i f e i n d: rofl

a n i f e i n d: christ bro i dont know how you do it.. no matter what i throw your right back at me with something twice as funny

D a r k i c e FX: I'm on comedic steroids... it's not healthy, but damn I want those results

a n i f e i n d: lol thoes things make your penis turn colors i heard

D a r k i c e FX: mine does normally...

D a r k i c e FX: I think it's to warn predators..

a n i f e i n d: ah. i see

a n i f e i n d: clever

D a r k i c e FX: ohtay panky, I'm out

D a r k i c e FX: peace up, A town down.

a n i f e i n d: aight bro.. good catchin up again :-P

a n i f e i n d: stay in touch

D a r k i c e FX: oh I'll touch alright

D a r k i c e FX: WHOOO

D a r k i c e FX: I'm nasty

D a r k i c e FX signed off at 10:35:31 PM.

Man, that kid kills me :-P

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Just got back in touch with a long time friend.. Friend of almost 4 years. Saw him on aim tonight, heres the convo.  :lol:

Just some randomness for you all.

a n i f e i n d:

a n i f e i n d:

a n i f e i n d: !!!

D a r k i c e FX: ?

a n i f e i n d: a n i f e i n d: get you some killswitch engage

a n i f e i n d: or ill give you some but oh my

a n i f e i n d: S#!ts fantastic

a n i f e i n d: ill send you one song, if your not satasfied, well you aint gettin your money back but w/e

RXDriv3r: lmao

a n i f e i n d: i crack me up... Oh me

D a r k i c e FX: that's a kneeslapper!

a n i f e i n d: dgnhnhj

a n i f e i n d: omg dude

a n i f e i n d: i almost fell out of my chair

a n i f e i n d: your killin me

D a r k i c e FX: what lol

a n i f e i n d: F#@&.. just when i thought i was funny you outwhit me again

D a r k i c e FX: cocaine is a powerful drug nick..

a n i f e i n d: kneeslapper... rofl

a n i f e i n d: see

a n i f e i n d: you did it again

a n i f e i n d: man your too awesome..

a n i f e i n d: *bows*

D a r k i c e FX: I crack me up too...

a n i f e i n d: you should try not to.. hear its bad for the spine

D a r k i c e FX: yeah... so is taking repreated hits to the back with a blunt object... since when man? since when..

a n i f e i n d: rofl..

a n i f e i n d: so is a year of marriage.. but whos keepin count right?

D a r k i c e FX: nah, count in blowjobs.. it's really only been 9 days

a n i f e i n d: lmfao

D a r k i c e FX: Is it sad that I am burning a Sing Along CD? lol..

a n i f e i n d: LOL

a n i f e i n d: no way

a n i f e i n d: cant.....breathe...

D a r k i c e FX: asthma?... I'm so sorry =

D a r k i c e FX: it happens to the best of u

a n i f e i n d: haha

D a r k i c e FX: us

D a r k i c e FX: ,,,

D a r k i c e FX: ..

D a r k i c e FX: ...

D a r k i c e FX: ...

D a r k i c e FX: 'asfjaesjvb nqae

D a r k i c e FX: v

D a r k i c e FX: I just had a stroke... two seconds ago... but it's fine now.

a n i f e i n d: i ken tpye goud 2oo

a n i f e i n d: yea, thoes things come and go. herpies is the thing to look out for

a n i f e i n d: whoo

D a r k i c e FX: Clamydia is a nice name... I might name my daughter Clamydia.

a n i f e i n d: haha

a n i f e i n d: dude.

a n i f e i n d: thatd be pimp

D a r k i c e FX: My daughter Clamydia, my son Johhnorhea (but we just call him Clap), and my nephew Warther (Wart for short)....

a n i f e i n d: roflmfao

a n i f e i n d: ahhhhhhhh

D a r k i c e FX: what... I'm serious..

a n i f e i n d: clap

a n i f e i n d: thats priceless

D a r k i c e FX: they're good kids... sometimes they get a bit crabby... a good shampoo and combing sets them straight though..

a n i f e i n d: rofl

a n i f e i n d: this has to be one of the funniest in a long time jeremy..

D a r k i c e FX: haa... long ..... time.... ... wait... I have no joke for that..

a n i f e i n d: forgot about all the fun i used to have online with the ole ball n chain strapped to me

a n i f e i n d: um..me ... love you long time?

a n i f e i n d: O0o

D a r k i c e FX: for a price?...

D a r k i c e FX: can I pay in bottles of shampoo... because you'll need them after you're done with me..

a n i f e i n d: lmao..

a n i f e i n d: sounds like an experenced speaker to me ;-)

D a r k i c e FX: yeahhhh

a n i f e i n d: ohkayyyyy

D a r k i c e FX: WHAT?!

a n i f e i n d: S#!t i dont know anymore

D a r k i c e FX: ?

a n i f e i n d: yeahhhh

a n i f e i n d: S#!t youve used that one

D a r k i c e FX: MAYYYBBBBEEEEE

D a r k i c e FX: wait..

a n i f e i n d: yep. you lose. you are the broken link

a n i f e i n d: er...

a n i f e i n d: weak..... ah F#@&it

D a r k i c e FX: yeah... you lose on that one.

D a r k i c e FX: insert a quater and try again.... ooooo yeaah... OOOOO.... oh yea!... Who knew I was into that kind of thing? Not I,

a n i f e i n d: lmao

a n i f e i n d: cutegirl1: aww

cutegirl1: man i feel like typing right now hehe

a n i f e i n d: :o

a n i f e i n d: then type to me hun!

cutegirl1: lol wat u wanan talk bout?

a n i f e i n d: ... why must i make all the decisions

a n i f e i n d: ;-)

a n i f e i n d: j/k

cutegirl1: lol:-)

cutegirl1 signed off at 10:03:10 PM.

a n i f e i n d: well... that was interesting..

D a r k i c e FX: lol....

a n i f e i n d: yea....

a n i f e i n d: lmao

D a r k i c e FX: you know what is funny..

a n i f e i n d: me and your mom?

D a r k i c e FX: no, that's sexy , there's a difference

a n i f e i n d: oh yea well that too

D a r k i c e FX: but not as sexy and me and my mom... I get a family discount...

a n i f e i n d: OH GOD

a n i f e i n d: ahhhhhhh

a n i f e i n d: BURN

a n i f e i n d: on yourself

D a r k i c e FX: That was a little hooker incest humor for you.

a n i f e i n d: god you kill me

D a r k i c e FX: please don't press charges

a n i f e i n d: i wouldnt do that bro

a n i f e i n d: * phone hidden behind back*

D a r k i c e FX: oh that reminds me

D a r k i c e FX: .... where's my money?

D a r k i c e FX: BITCH, where's my money?

a n i f e i n d: hey dirty! baby iv got yo money

D a r k i c e FX: Bitch don't make me scoop out your kneecaps and knee F#@& you

D a r k i c e FX: I'm crazy !

a n i f e i n d: rofl

a n i f e i n d: christ bro i dont know how you do it.. no matter what i throw your right back at me with something twice as funny

D a r k i c e FX: I'm on comedic steroids... it's not healthy, but damn I want those results

a n i f e i n d: lol thoes things make your penis turn colors i heard

D a r k i c e FX: mine does normally...

D a r k i c e FX: I think it's to warn predators..

a n i f e i n d: ah. i see

a n i f e i n d: clever

D a r k i c e FX: ohtay panky, I'm out

D a r k i c e FX: peace up, A town down.

a n i f e i n d: aight bro.. good catchin up again :-P

a n i f e i n d: stay in touch

D a r k i c e FX: oh I'll touch alright

D a r k i c e FX: WHOOO

D a r k i c e FX: I'm nasty

D a r k i c e FX signed off at 10:35:31 PM.

Man, that kid kills me :-P

Sometimes those are the best kind of friends to have when your down.

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