The Reverend Posted January 10, 2005 CID Share Posted January 10, 2005 Actual Headlines Of 2004 Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [i can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Tastes like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (Can you believe it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVE Posted January 10, 2005 CID Share Posted January 10, 2005 I love those headline hooks, and we are suppose to be the dummies, very nice TY..... LMAO Microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanBuren Posted January 10, 2005 CID Share Posted January 10, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTB Posted January 10, 2005 CID Share Posted January 10, 2005 On my school you get a get a copied 'book' called "Vademecum" for Dutch in 4th year, and the front page has the best headlines found in newspapers the previous year. Last year they were hilarious, now they're the best. I hope they can find even better ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim2006 Posted January 10, 2005 CID Share Posted January 10, 2005 :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resopalrabotnick Posted January 10, 2005 CID Share Posted January 10, 2005 it seems you should stray from the direcway forum more often... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingzero2309 Posted January 11, 2005 CID Share Posted January 11, 2005 Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] LOL thats fukin hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netmasta Posted January 11, 2005 CID Share Posted January 11, 2005 Try this link too: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050103/od_nm/odd_2004_dc_1 If you happen to visit Yahoo!'s oddly enough news section, you will find some of the strangest things out there, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted January 11, 2005 Author CID Share Posted January 11, 2005 Oh yes! I LIVE for Yahoo's "Oddly Enough" column every day! heheh...Sometimes there is some WILD stuff in there ....toooo much! lol... Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Posted January 12, 2005 CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 hahaha this must be how Leno gets his headlines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakop92 Posted January 12, 2005 CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 LMAO loved the uranus ones. You gave me my daily entertainment. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVE Posted January 12, 2005 CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 I get that on my yahoo page everyday ....funny stuff.... Microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xs1 Posted January 12, 2005 CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 lmao some of thoes are realy funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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