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Bangkok Bank PCL Jakarta Branch

Jalan M.H. Thamrin No. 3

Jakarta 10110 Indonesia

(P.O Box 4165, Jakarta 11041 Indonesia).

Website: www.bangkokbank.com

Attn: Sir/Madam

Dear Friend,

I am Amarullah Aldi Tjiu, from Indonesia and also a staff of Bangkok Bank Public Company Limited website: www.bangkokbank.com affiliated to a Private Banking Services. I am contacting you concerning a customer's investment placed under our bank management; as a matter of fact it was 5 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail private and also to kindly respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this email. I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication; I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.

In 2000, the subject matter; Ref: XQB/BBPCL/885/001/90022 came to our bank to engage in a business discussion with our Private Banking Services Department. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of (27 Million United States Dollars), which he wished to have us turn over (invest) on his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case; I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the Private Banking Services Department, especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any investments being placed, and however I encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime ratings. The favored route in my advice to customers is to start by assessing data on 600 traditional stocks and bond managers and 200 managers of alternative investments. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation!

, the accrued profit with interest included, stood at this point at over 29.2 Million United States Dollars, this margin was not the full potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed returns on investments. In mid 2001, he asked that the money be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Europe and America. He directed that I liquidate the funds and had it deposited with a vault firm in Europe. I informed him that our bank would have to make special arrangements to have this done and in order not to circumvent due process, the bank would have to make a 9.5 % deduction from the funds to cater for banking and statutory charges. He complained about the charges but later came around when I explained to him the complexities of the task he was asking of us. Cash movement across borders has become especially strict since the incidents of 9/11. I contacted our affiliate and had the funds available in Europe, I undertook all the pr!

ocesses and made sure I followed his precise instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited in a vault consultancy firm, the firm is a specialist private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handle valuable products or undertake transactions that need immediate access to cash. This small and highly private organization is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations. In line with instructions, the money was deposited; he told me he wanted the money there in anticipation of his arrival from Saudi Arabia later that week. This was the last communication we had, this transpired around February 25th 2002. In June last year, we got a call from the security firm informing us of the inactivity of that particular portfolio. This was an astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the private banking sector I was the only one who knew about the deposit, and I could !

not understand why he had not come forward to claim his deposit.

I made futile efforts to locate him I immediately passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department of our bank. Four days later, information started to trickle in, that he was apparently dead, a person who suited his description was declared dead of bomb explosion in Bagdad, Iraq; we were soon enough able to gather more information and the cause of death was confirmed. The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his estate. If you are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank !

also gives the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave wills in our care, in this case; he died Intestate.

In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the estate, this investigation for several months were futile. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem. It is this investigation that resulted in my decision to obtain your contact details and contact you, being as a foreigner or rather Non-Asian, as a potential benefactor of the estate even if you are in no way affiliated with this individual (the deceased).My official capacity dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. What this means, with you being a foreigner, I have considered the fact that our dear late fellow died with no known or identifiable family member. This leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing!

situation is in relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of the deposit. According to practice, the firm shall by the end of this financial year broadcast a request for statements of claim to our bank, failing to receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit back to our bank. This will result in the money entering our bank's accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the Private Banking Services Department. This will not happen if I have my way.

What I wish to relate to you might be a smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something; it is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios; you should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what I propose. There is USD$ 27M (Thirty Seven Million United State Dollars) deposited, I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so.

I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as the finance firm is concerned, the transaction with our deceased customer concluded when I sent the funds to the firm, all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just customer services and due process. The finance firm has no single idea of what's the history or nature of the deposit, they are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward, and this is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track the family of the deceased; they have investigated for months and have found no family but however the investigation has officially come to an end.

My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position whereby an instruction is given to the finance firm to officially release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation/associate, and all etiquette shall be done in accordance with the rule of law, I certainly can guarantee you that. By the common law, the power of bequeathing is coeval with the first rudiments of the law, and this power has been extended to all a man's Personal and Real estate (Personalty & Realty). There is no ruling which prevents an inheritance from being so exhausted by legacies as to render it unworthy of the heir's acceptance; basically all persons of sound mind are competent to bequeath and devise real and personal estate, excepting infants, with all this I would say we have the clear advantage to carry out a smooth and perfect operation whereby the paper work shall be coordinated in such a way that your status as a sole beneficiary is confirmed. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to!

share the money with you in half and no more; that is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you; afterwards we share the proceeds 50/50.

I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit, but on the other hand, you as a indifferent foreigner would easily pass as the beneficiary with the rights to claim, I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you in a few days. I will simply inform our bank of the final closing of the file relating to the customer, I will then officially communicate with the finance company and instruct them to release the deposit to you; with these two things: all is done. The alternative would be for us to have the firm direct the funds to another bank with you as account holder, this way there will be no need for you to think of receiving the money from the firm. We can fine-tune this based on our interactions, I am aware of the consequences of this proposal and I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask also, that you do not be !

vindictive or destructive, if my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you; please not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like me who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector, I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones' way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by and I hope you understand, because for once I found myself in total control and face to face with my destiny. These chances won't pass me by, I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me please let me know, and hence move on with my life, but do not destroy me; I am a family man and this is an occasion to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this pr!

oject and it is a task well worth undertaking, I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank; I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune will bless you and plant you into the center of relevance in my life, let??s share the blessing.

If you find yourself interested to work with me, please contact me specifically, through this email account: [email protected] or [email protected] if you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a quick conclusion. It is necessary to inform you that under no condition should you contact me via official channels; I will simply deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through our official lines neither do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through this email address above; I do not want any direct link between you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management policy, please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man; I happily married with kids, I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the conseq!

uences might be, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold, this is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients; do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord I shall have the pleasure of meeting you, after this task has been completed plan a meeting.

I await your swift response.

Respectfully,

Mr. Amarullah Aldi Tjiu.

Email: [email protected]

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LOL ~ well, we know he belongs to the "World's Largest Arab Online Community with 4,598,262 registered users."

and they have "Unlimited Mail!

Not 1 Gigabyte, not 2 Gigabytes - No Limits!"

so, spamming him back might be fruitless!!

but, sending him an 'Official' looking response,

like you work for Interpol or something, might tweak his shorts!! ~ lol

or, then again, you could be part of an international sting operation set-up!! ~ lol

[don't come crawling back here ~ we'll deny ever knowing you]

. . .unless, of course, you become our first multi-millionaire ~ lol

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Here's one I got recently that cracked me up a bit...

Title:  Intrudution note                          xkyvrsptlp

From: [email protected]

Dear,

This letter may come to you as a surprise but not to worry; it is a risk free

business transaction, which shall profit you and me. I am Mrs. Sandra okoye,

sister to the late Chief Mrs. Stella Obasanjo, wife of the Nigeria President -

Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) who died in Spain after plastic surgery due to

complications, as they claim. But we believe that her death was plotted.

Before her death chief Mrs. Stella Obasanjo deposited nine million, five hundred

dollars with the national security and finance company . This is the first

deposit of the 28 million dollars she intends to transfer abroad by the end of

November 2005 as she reliably told me. But as fate would have it, she passed

away on the 23/10/05 in Spain after surgery.THANK GOD THE COMPANY IS IN EUROPE

Because she belongs to the ruling class (the Presidency) and never wanted to be

mentioned among those who launder money, she deposits in batches and without her

name, . All the documents to lay claims on this money are with me as I am one

her local agents.

The mystery surrounding her death has made us to understand that we are not

safe. Coupled with the unpredictable nature of our economy, one is left with no

other choice but to look for security elsewhere, hence our need for your

assistance.

Because I am known as her relative, I need you to help me to lift this money to

your country through your personal or company account) for investment purposes.

I wish to build a future for my children in a viable economic condition like you

have in your country.

You will receive 20% of HE TOTAL SUM at the end of the transaction for your kind

assistance. Please bear in mind that this transaction is private and requires

utmost confidentiality. I am eagerly waiting to hear from you. Thanks and stay

blessed.

also my only baby girl is in europe you can get in contact with her,

dont forget to write me your direct telephone number so i can call you or my

daughter to call you .

Yours truly,

Sandra E ANI okoye.

please reply to

[email protected]

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Lieb, kann dieser Buchstabe zu Ihnen als

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that, the spelling errors, the 3 different email addresses to reply to, and just the general stupidity of the message...

I also liked the ending of the German part...

"wirklich anzurufen .Yours,

Sandra E ANI okoye."

The sudden transition from German to English...

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I'd guess some douchebag was looking through the forum for email addresses to spam...

Iv never used my testmy webmail account, but somehow i get hundreds of email a day ... some asshole added my testmy webmail addy to a spam listing or something...

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I got one ..... :haha: :haha:  i like the way he used my last name to get be to bite ;)

Τώρα μπορείτε να μου στέλνετε email στη διεύθυνση: [email protected]

Hello,

Greetings.Please let it not surprise you to be contacted for this

transaction since you do not know me personally. I am Johnson Anthony

the personal assistant to Mr Gordon Tillery an Expartriate Oil

Consultant/Contractor with AFRICAN PETROLEUM co-oporation

Lagos-Nigeria.

I am contacting you for an urgent and very confidential business

proposition.My Boss Mr Gordon is from Slovenia and he died recently

during an offshore Oil exploration in Niger Delta.

Before his Death,My Boss made a Fixed Deposit, valued in Millions of

Dollars and he kept all the deposit documents and information in my

house in confidence before this untimely death and no other person is

aware of this funds he deposited.

His Fiancee Miss Linda Barnett has collected a huge amount for

compensation from his employers the APC ,and has also sold everything

my boss acquired,including his private Company and have just left with

another man to the Bahamas with all the money she

realised from the sales of his properties and Estate.

I seek your consent as a Foreigner to present you as the next of kin

to my Boss since you have the same LAST NAME so that the proceeds of

the

fruits of this old man's labour will not be misappropriated.

Upon your response,I will contact an attorney who will prepare the

neccessay documents and affidavits, which will put you in place as the

next of kin to Mr. Gordon for the funds to be transfered for us to

share in the ratio of 50% for me, 45% for you while 5% is earmarked for

expenses that will be incurred during the process of Transfer of the

fund.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any

claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable

us seeing this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed

under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of

the

law.

But we have to observe utmost confidentiality.

Indicate your interest by reponding

Best Regards,

Johnson

YOU CAN AS WELL GET INTOURCH ON PHONE 234-8056476371 ANY TIME.

- johnson anthony

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Iv never used my testmy webmail account, but somehow i get hundreds of email a day ... some asshole added my testmy webmail addy to a spam listing or something...

Problably CA3LE trying to get more money. He's evil, I tell ya, EVIL! :whaa:

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