The Reverend Posted January 11, 2005 CID Share Posted January 11, 2005 Marriage... a Mans Perspective I married Miss Right. I just didn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanBuren Posted January 11, 2005 CID Share Posted January 11, 2005 Closer to God A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!" VanBuren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted January 11, 2005 Author CID Share Posted January 11, 2005 Say ...I do crap like that after 30+ hour 'stints' online! lol That's a good one VB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVE Posted January 12, 2005 CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 How true with marriage and I dont want anything from thats guy's refer ...LOL Microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted January 12, 2005 Author CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 EYUK! That never crossed my mind! Where is that fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanBuren Posted January 12, 2005 CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 talking about refrigerators, i remember one time several years ago, i had a party at home with some fellas and i pour the vodka in a pitcher, and served the friends, it was a rather big pitcher so we only drank half of it before we went to the local pub. Next day i woke up feeling terrible, headache and very thirsty, i crawled to the refrigerator to see if i had something to drink....... oh cold water in a pitcher, i grabbed it and swallowed probl 2 dl before i realized it was the vodka left behind :lol: that was the last thing i wanted to have at that time i learned one lesson, never leave behind any vodka VanBuren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigw Posted January 12, 2005 CID Share Posted January 12, 2005 Here in Minnesota I love the tequila. Mmmmmmmm tequila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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