The Reverend Posted January 13, 2005 CID Share Posted January 13, 2005 Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-analyser equipment must be broken. I doubt it, said the man, tonight I'm the designated decoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVE Posted January 13, 2005 CID Share Posted January 13, 2005 Thats funny Microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resopalrabotnick Posted January 13, 2005 CID Share Posted January 13, 2005 :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resopalrabotnick Posted January 13, 2005 CID Share Posted January 13, 2005 I drink to drown my worries. On some days, i feel they can swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTB Posted January 13, 2005 CID Share Posted January 13, 2005 And in the background there are a dozen drunken fellas slowly walking (going forward anyway...) away. Fun story, and again I heard it before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted January 13, 2005 Author CID Share Posted January 13, 2005 Dry Dry Dry (but hilarious humor) you have there Troll Guy. rofl.... Tooooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanBuren Posted January 13, 2005 CID Share Posted January 13, 2005 :haha: good one Reverend VanBuren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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