tommie gorman Posted December 22, 2006 CID Share Posted December 22, 2006 So here is one I got in an e-mail. Anybody else have any? I hope it is presentable. I think so. A CHRISTMAS STORY 'Twas the night before Christmas Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa" - - What do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And all the kids these days--they are all the pits. They want the impossible--Those mean little shits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls--Their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yo-yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimney's and skinning my knees. I'm quitting this job-there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment There's no Christmas this year-now you know the reason, I found me a Blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season. Author unknown Gotta feel sorry for that fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.