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Ok,Ok , It's 2 am in UK , I am up to post count 999,  :lol: and I wont sleep till I make the 1000,  :lol:, so here we go

Q. what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ,

A.  ??????????????/

Q.  Why is Santa's little helper depressed

A. ????????????

Q. what do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus

A|.???????????

Q. what is red and white and gives presents to good little fish at christmas

A. ??????????/

:evil6: Happy new year TMN

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Well what the hell is the answers. Dammit man.

Oh and congrats on the post, but you know RTB is gonna come guy and tell you what a dirty whore of a spammer you are... right... you do know that. Cause its gonna happen.  :uglystupid2::2funny: :2funny:

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Well what the hell is the answers. Dammit man.

Oh and congrats on the post, but you know RTB is gonna come guy and tell you what a dirty whore of a spammer you are... right... you do know that. Cause its gonna happen.  :uglystupid2::2funny: :2funny:

:idiot2: I was hoping you knew the answers , these are the riddles I failed on , :evil6:,

RTB , :evil6: bring him on Bro , 1001 Post's :lol: I feel  :angry4: proof ...... :lol:

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Q. what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ,

A.  Shug

Q.  Why is Santa's little helper depressed

A. Because he is Shug

Q. what do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus

A|.Shug

Q. what is red and white and gives presents to good little fish at christmas

A. A man, who then turned out to be Shug.

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Ok,Ok , It's 2 am in UK , I am up to post count 999,  and I wont sleep till I make the 1000,  , so here we go  Happy new year TMN

Q.  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A.  It *bites*, but it's cool :cool2:

Q.  Why is Santa's little helper depressed?

A.  Because she's Mrs. Santa and all there is left is Hamburger Helper(lame):

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A  Chimney sweeps on Christmas Eve.

Q. What is red and white and gives presents to good little fish at christmas

A. An embarrassed killer whale?

Congrats Roco on making the One-K + team!!!  :cool:

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welldone Ryan and Mogramjo,  :lol:

Q. what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire :lol:

A........Frostbite :evil6:

Q. Why is Santa's little helper depressed

A. he has low elf esteem

Q. what do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus

A..Claustrophobic

Q. What is red and white and gives presents to good little fish at Christmas

A..Sandy Claws .

I think Mogramjo wins the TMN bucks , obtainable from the paymaster "Shugs "

sorry Ryan I don't think you would have had a snowballs in hell chance of claiming yours  :evil6:

BTW Tommie, (Mr.5792 posts in 1year 4 months ), me a Spammer ? :cry2:

You taught me all I know Bro.  :haha:

P.S. mogramjo, good one on the embarrassed Killer whale  :lol:

I think all your answers were better than the originals

Regards Roco 1k+  UK  :lol:

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:2funny: Mr.Spam King ,  around 12 posts per day  :shock:,  I am going to google for a teach yourself speed typing program,  :evil6: is he is on steroids ? ,

maybe TMN should introduce random drug testing,  :police:

oh on second thoughts , we would never make the 40K membership if we did that :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just noticed I have gone up from TMN fiend friend to EXPERT  :roll:

hope nobody puts me to the test  :evil6:

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Q. what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ,

A.  Shug

Q.  Why is Santa's little helper depressed

A. Because he is Shug

Q. what do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus

A|.Shug

Q. what is red and white and gives presents to good little fish at christmas

A. A man, who then turned out to be Shug.

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:  Ass. :haha:

welldone Ryan and Mogramjo,  :lol:

Q. what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire :lol:

A........Frostbite :evil6:

Q. Why is Santa's little helper depressed

A. he has low elf esteem

Q. what do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus

A..Claustrophobic

Q. What is red and white and gives presents to good little fish at Christmas

A..Sandy Claws .

I think Mogramjo wins the TMN bucks , obtainable from the paymaster "Shugs "

sorry Ryan I don't think you would have had a snowballs in hell chance of claiming yours  :evil6:

BTW Tommie, (Mr.5792 posts in 1year 4 months ), me a Spammer ? :cry2:

You taught me all I know Bro.  :haha:

P.S. mogramjo, good one on the embarrassed Killer whale  :lol:

I think all your answers were better than the originals

Regards Roco 1k+  UK  :lol:

Ok, mogramjo gets 20 testmy bucks. She would get more but I know she used google.  :-P

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Q.  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A.  It *bites*, but it's cool :cool2:

Q.  Why is Santa's little helper depressed?

A.  Because she's Mrs. Santa and all there is left is Hamburger Helper(lame):

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A Chimney sweeps on Christmas Eve.

Q. What is red and white and gives presents to good little fish at christmas

A. An embarrassed killer whale? Sandy Clause  :evil6::lol:

Congrats Roco on making the One-K + team!!!  :cool:

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I woulld agree with you coknuck and Roco. But I have never been able to catch up with Dlewis.  :shocked::shock: But I always get the credit.  :wink:

I guess I am just more flavorful with mine. Or is that more obvious.  :roll:

Although each month I think I might gain like 5 at a time on him.  [not-fair]

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I woulld agree with you coknuck and Roco. But I have never been able to catch up with Dlewis.  :shocked::shock: But I always get the credit.  :wink:

I guess I am just more flavorful with mine. Or is that more obvious.  :roll:

Although each month I think I might gain like 5 at a time on him.  [not-fair]

Lets get CA3LE to suspend dlewis for a day  :o:evil6:ninja.gif

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Re: Quiz Roco, good onya!

Re: Drug testing? Let Shug do it, if he dares :laugh:

Re: Shug:( I often *do* Google, but my creativity came out in my 20-TMN buck answers, where do I collect? :lipsrsealed [nerd]

Re: Tommie as majorly 'spammer'? Aww...I like spam!!! :buck2:

Re: Spart's editing..hahaha :2funny:

Ah CokNuck..."1992"! That's a good year and a good  number!! :lol:

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