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THEY WALK AMONG US !!!!!

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A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution...

They Walk Among Us

 

 

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???".....

They walk among us

 

 

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.".....

They Walk Among Us

 

 

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific.." ......

They Walk Among Us

 

 

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving"...

They Walk Among Us

 

 

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us

 

 

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....

They Walk Among Us

 

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us

 

 

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces"....

Yep, THEY Walk Among Us

 

 

They do walk among us, AND reproduce! AND just think, Many of them just voted in the November elections!!!!!!!!!!! And worse, some of them were ELECTED.

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I'll give you one that happened to me: A friend and I went to a local 5&dime store(like a dollar store to the young uns)to purchase a coin sorting bank that I had bought there recently. When I couldn't find one, the clerk told me, "Oh, we quit ordering those because they were too much trouble as we had to keep restocking them". They Walk Among Us

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LOL , They Walk Among us :evil6:

Just sometimes, I walk that way as well , Just got back from the local superstore, I went for some milk , there was a demo/sampling of some French Wine , given by a charming young French maid ,  :shock:,

yeah you guessed it , came back with a bottle of wine ,

and forgot the milk :idiot2:,

Oh well,  :occasion14:

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I never had to bring any wine back, if I forgot something at the store I got all the whine I needed when I got home. :huh:

:2funny: I Knew that feeling well , but then again, I took the cure,  :evil6:,

:occasion14: granpa , bet I can still give you some years  :lol:

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