Swimmer Posted January 31, 2005 CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer. According to Ananova, Richard Kral was off on holiday when the snow swallowed his Audi in the Tatra mountains. Initially, he tried to dig his way out via the car's window, but soon realised that the snow would fill the vehicle long before he could break free. Mercifully, he had stocked up on essential supplies of alcohol and quickly formulated a cunning plan: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Rescuers eventually found Kral staggering drunk on a mountain path four days after his ordeal began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanBuren Posted January 31, 2005 CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 yea sounds very unlikely but funny VanBuren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmer Posted January 31, 2005 Author CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 hell it was on the register so it has to be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just- Posted January 31, 2005 CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 got about 6 people laugthing at it MAN, thks for the post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CA3LE Posted January 31, 2005 CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 that's a nice excuse to get drunk in a shitty situation.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted January 31, 2005 CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 dont believe it, this is the site that says tablet pc's fill your computer up with ink........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CA3LE Posted January 31, 2005 CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 dont believe it, this is the site that says tablet pc's fill your computer up with ink........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVE Posted January 31, 2005 CID Share Posted January 31, 2005 dont believe it, this is the site that says tablet pc's fill your computer up with ink........ Whatta ya mean thats true isnt it.... Microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xs1 Posted February 1, 2005 CID Share Posted February 1, 2005 Ugh... looks like im dieing then. I cant STAND the taste of alchol in any form. I have other ways to alter reality thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim2006 Posted February 1, 2005 CID Share Posted February 1, 2005 Me myself hate beer it is nasty to me!!! But liquor is my favorite!!! Like a strawberry magritta yea!!! But I never drink more than two!!! Because two gets me were I still know what I am doing and It sometimes makes me walk a little wierd but not much!!! I don't think I have ever drunk more than two because I don't want to be hugging the toilet and I have never huge the toilet!!! For so people two is to much but not me gets me just a little off of norm!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim2006 Posted February 1, 2005 CID Share Posted February 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmostHuman Posted February 2, 2005 CID Share Posted February 2, 2005 hope it snows, and am stocking up on moosehead... :haha: buy the way, the story must be true... no one would post a false statement on the internet, would they??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmers83 Posted February 2, 2005 CID Share Posted February 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted February 2, 2005 CID Share Posted February 2, 2005 that must have been one big snow cone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xs1 Posted February 2, 2005 CID Share Posted February 2, 2005 that must have been one big snow cone Dont eat the yellow snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MICROWAVE Posted February 3, 2005 CID Share Posted February 3, 2005 Ya want yellow snow?? well here it is.... L0L This is good... Microwave http://www.panlogic.net/yellowsnow/peeindex.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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