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Anyone herd the walmart rumor?

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stand in line by 4 pm previous day.

end up being up all night to defend your spot.

make sure you're at front of doors when they open.

doors, open, you make sure you fall, get trampled by crowd.

sue wally world for damages, negligence and whatever for allowing you to get trampled.

use the insane settlement to buy a decent laptop.

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stand in line by 4 pm previous day.

end up being up all night to defend your spot.

make sure you're at front of doors when they open.

doors, open, you make sure you fall, get trampled by crowd.

sue wally world for damages, negligence and whatever for allowing you to get trampled.

use the insane settlement to buy a decent laptop.

:haha: Now thats a plan.

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*sighs*

This is a common advertising ploy. They desire to get you into the store whereupon you will buy more items and make up the profit margin.

I worked at a similiar place that did the same thing and profited on it.

An ADV is a special on tv or in the paper or advertising ads.

They have about 200 of the items, but 10,000 people come to buy them.

The rest buy all the other stuff and make up for the profit loss plus some.

Everyone loses.

and Wal-Mart blows.

The day after Thanksgiving is the heaviest shopping day of the year. By dragging you in their store, they GUARNATEE you will be buying THEIR stuff and no-one elses.

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A Wal-Mart manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job  opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who  were  equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one  question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT".  It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just  there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!"  replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked the second man.

"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it  ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!"  said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich

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