The Reverend Posted January 14, 2005 CID Share Posted January 14, 2005 An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanBuren Posted January 14, 2005 CID Share Posted January 14, 2005 dern you killing me here Reverend VanBuren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted January 14, 2005 Author CID Share Posted January 14, 2005 LOL ..you are too funny there VB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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