FallowEarth Posted May 16, 2005 CID Share Posted May 16, 2005 1. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce 2. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet 3. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita 4. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn 5. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy 6. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff 7. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry 8. God, I read the Bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison 9. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene 10. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis 11. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan 12. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma 13. Dear God, in Bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer 14. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Billy 15. Dear God, please send Rod Ewert to a different summer camp this year. Peter 16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark 17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha 18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Barbara 19. Dear God, is Reverend McLaren a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny 20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles 21. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank 22. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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