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    ABC NEWS

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    EVERY TIME YOU WATCH ABC TV THINK OF THIS AND PLEASE FORWARD IT TO ALL OF YOUR E-MAIL CONTACTS

    -- Jim Neugent is a coach in

        Childress , Texas

    Jim writes:

    My name is Jim Neugent. I wrote to ABC (on-line) concerning a program called "THE PRACTICE." In last nights episode, one of  the lawyer's mothers decided she is gay and wanted her son to go to court and help her get a marriage license so she could marry her  'partner.'  I sent the following letter to ABC yesterday and really  did not expect a reply, but I did get one.

    My original message was:

    ABC is obsessed  with the subject of homosexuality.  I will no longer watch any of your attempts to convince the world that homosexuality is OK.  ' THE PRACTICE' can be a fairly good show, but last night's program was so typical of your agenda. You picked the 'dufus' of the office to be the one who was against the idea of his mother being gay, and made him look like a whiner because he had convictions. This type of mentality calls people like me a "gay basher."     

    Read the first chapter of  Romans (that's in the Bible) and see what the apostle Paul had to say about it.... He, God and Jesus were all 'gay bashers'.  What if she'd fallen in love with her cocker spaniel? Is that an alternative life style? (By the way, the Bible speaks against that, too.)

    --Jim Neugent

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    Here is ABC's reply from the ABC on-line webmaster:

    How about getting your nose out of the Bible (which is ONLY a book of stories compiled by MANY different writers hundreds of years ago) and read the declaration of independence (what our nati on is built on), where it says "All Men are Created equal," and try treating them that way for a change!   

    Or better yet, try thinking for yourself and stop using an archaic book of stories as your lame crutch for your existence. You are in the minority in this country, and your boycott will not affect us at ABC or our freedom of statement.

         

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    Jim Neugent's second response ! To ABC:

    Thanks for your reply. From your harsh reply, evidently I hit a nerve.  I will share it with all with whom I come in contact.    Hopefully, the Arkansas Democrat Newspaper will include it in one of their columns and I will be praying for you.

    - -Jim Neugent

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    Note: Wouldn't Satan just love it if people stopped using the Bible

    For a crutch? Please resend this to everyone in your mailbox.

    Thanks, Jim Neugent

    I wonder if the person from ABC considered how many people would  read this e-mail!

    This is one we should definitely pass on.

    What's your age

    in Public Polls

    Posted

    granpa:    I second that. Lets flip it where we can be near the top.  This 3.3% is mighty far down.

    Heck of a way to treat Senior Citizens.  Close to abuse of the elderly isn't it ????  HA HA HA HA.!!!!!!!

    But then look at the last place 2.2%.  Guess its not that bad.  If we flip,  the 2.2% is on top.

    " Russian Tunnel "

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    READ THIS FIRST>>>>>>>

      Tunnel Of Death The 3,150 m long Lefortovo tunnel, in Russia, is the

      longest in-city tunnel in all of Europe.

      There is a river running over it and water leaks at some points.

      When the temperature reaches -38 degrees like it did this winter,

      the road freezes and the result is the attached video

      taken during a single day with the tunnel camera.

      Congratulations to the dual bus driver .... and aren't you glad you are not aboard.

    http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i105/jamekwilson/testmy/?action=view&current=RUSSIATUNNEL.flv

    FireFox 2: How To Question

    in General Help

    Posted

    With IE6 you can right click a favorite and there is an option named " send to "  then " desktop shortcut."

    How with FF2 can I send something that I want to the desktop???

    I must be missing something some where.

    Any help greatly appreciated

    Jim

    " VOICE ACTIVATED CAR "

    in General Discussion

    Posted

        :grin:      :grin:    :grin:    :grin:    :grin:    :grin:

    I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because

      I couldn't get the radio to work.

      The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. To demonstrate,

      "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

      The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

      "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

      Then he said, "Ray Charles," and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind"

      replaced Willie Nelson.

      I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,

      "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

      "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

     

      Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I

      swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

      Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda

      and Barbara Streisand, backed up by The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on

      guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on

      tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on

      scotch.

      Damn, I LOVE this car!

          :2funny:      :2funny:      :2funny:        :2funny:        :2funny:

    P A T R I O T I S M

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    I've been in all the states ( 49 ) but Wisconsin and I never get tired of visiting them.time and time again.

    This is a very beautiful country populated by the Greatest People on Earth ( with a few exceptions here

    and there ) Lets all take care of the USA and each other.

    Old Men .....

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    An elderly man in East Texas had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe

    courts, and some apple and peach trees.  The pond was properly shaped

    and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond

    And look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.  He grabbed

    a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.  As he neared the pond, he

    heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  As he came closer he saw

    it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the

    women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you

    ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral:  Old men can still think fast!

    THEY WALK AMONG US !!!!!

    in General Discussion

    Posted

                              :uglystupid2:    :uglystupid2:    :uglystupid2:    :uglystupid2:

    A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution...

    They Walk Among Us

     

     

    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???".....

    They walk among us

     

     

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.".....

    They Walk Among Us

     

     

    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific.." ......

    They Walk Among Us

     

     

    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving"...

    They Walk Among Us

     

     

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

    They Walk Among Us

     

     

    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....

    They Walk Among Us

     

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

    They Walk Among Us

     

     

    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces"....

    Yep, THEY Walk Among Us

     

     

    They do walk among us, AND reproduce! AND just think, Many of them just voted in the November elections!!!!!!!!!!! And worse, some of them were ELECTED.

    :2funny:    :haha:    :2funny:    :haha:    :2funny:    :haha:    :2funny:

    WHY IS CHARTER CRAPPY

    in Make it Faster...

    Posted

    Well, here where I live in SE Louisiana Charter is totally crappy, s#!ty even.  They are worried too much about the bottom line on the financial statement rather than what kind of service they provide to the public.    The parish 

    (county) I live has less rich people than most areas so charter won't put cable internet in the parish.  We barely have digital cable avail.  Katrina took down most of their lines so most of their customer base went to DISH with a few going to DirecTV.  Where I live it was 139 days after Katrina hit that cable would have been available to me. Dish was the only way to survive.  CHARTER IS CRAP ! ! !  imho.  my $.02 on charter.

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