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Women's Ass Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American

Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel

about their asses. The results are pretty interesting:

1. 85% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 5% say they don't care, they love

him, he's a good man, and they would have married him

anyway..........

and this :D

THE LONELY BRAIN CELL

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. 

"Hello?"  she cried, but no answer. 

"Is there anyone here?"  she cried a little louder,  but still no answer. 

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............. 

            "We're down here ..."

hahahahahahahahahaha

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*grins*

Just for you AMC11890:

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache!"

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"

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hahahahaha

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!" "And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

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