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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want them to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she got a piece of toilet paper and started rubbing.

"How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replied.

She stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between them every day will make them grow larger over the years?"  Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.  Stupid, stupid man.

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