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And why I come here often .... for the laughter. Live can get so serious at times. I need to shake myself like a wet dog and get rid of it and have fun rolling in the grass after. :smitten:

Which one am I today??       Let's see..That would have to be Cybil, the scared little girl who need's her Daddy.   

Not myself today anyways... gonna go eat now if I can move my jaw enough too.

Well long story.........Went to get a tooth pulled , didnt happen at that office , went to where I was referred. Oral surgeons office. I have been stuck so many times, I feel like a pincushion. I finally got hysterical with tears after the last I.V. stick and I do NOT get hysterical (I was shaking all over and my hands were cold) and they couldn't knock me out , so we finally agreed on laughing gas and more sticks in the mouth and got it removed in pieces. The decay was in my nerves. NO way I was coming back home without it taken care of.  I have been through the wringer today . So glad I didn't get anethetized  You may never come back from that one !

Hurting or not from the surgeon today, I will still  push my foot up your cornhole.    (No Vicadin-just Rx)  I am a tuff old bird anyways. 

I didn't even realize it was St .Pat's Day. Been to the Oral Surgeon today.   

Oh gosh! enough with the cornhole jokes!

Now your really cooking tonight.

the insanity rubbs off.

LOL at first I thought this thread said erection failure. Damn is my mind in the gutter. 

Hola, Hello, Salve,(Ima nut) welcome to the forum. 

You must remember not to be up his ass...Those great mushroom clouds of his black out the sun for weeks .  <gasps> STAY away from those Funyuns Dammit!

Probably just checking speed or to lazy to sign up. Lots of members have lurked around here for some time before joining.

Like you Coknuck.

Um..Stank_HO....roll down your fishnet stockings and shave. Your leg hair is so long , you could braid it.!  That's what is scaring me!   

Haven't taken the plunge.......oh you know, some just browse, test, and think about it. I am addicted myself. It's fun here.

They practice jumping through the window by holding a welfare check on the other side!

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Especially after what you guys have informed him of. ..........

And why we love TMN, we are a wonderful bunch .

I share Pixie. 

I pre-dick(t)  that this thread is going to make alot of guys and gals think of becoming parents again in the next year .....with lot's of breastfed... um...babies.

Sounds like Tommie would get more out of it than the baby . :2funny:

I have used that too. It makes your skin BABY soft.

IF your wife breastfeeds....give her lot's of your patience and understanding.

You guy's blue balls ain't got nothing on engorged breasts. What happens when the baby eats? gets comfy and goes to sleep. I had to use a pump for mine. Those leaks drove me crazy... wet shirt and all and had to use little inserts in my bra so it wouldn't show. Plus if it get's bad, you can't cross your arms and it hurts like hell. Those breasts get HARD...... NEED breast pump if she breast feeds for real. I breast fed for a good while. Plus if she works, you or your family will need the pump for when she is absent to feed the baby. Good luck. It takes LOTS of patience. Lots of adjustments for the mother for real. I know he may share this with his wife and why I posted. Did I mention I wanted another? Yes, its all worth it for real. 

You can not escape me bro. But the devil part does not kick in till they hit 16.    >>>>  :evil:

No, its actually at puberty. For my girls anyways. They grow big attitudes along with their boobs.