Report Time for some humour, Post your jokes! in General Discussion Posted March 25, 2005 A woman who can't swim is crying on the beach a man walks up to her and says why are you crying. She says "I've never been hugged" So the man hugs her half an hour later she is still crying "Why are you crying" he asks "I've never been kissed" Reluctantly he kisses her. 20 minutes later she is still sobbing. "Why are you crying" he asks "I've never been fcuked" She says. So he picks her up to the deep water and drops her. "Now your really Fcuked aren't you."