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NewsFlash: Join us as the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) track Santa's journey around the globe. NORAD reports that Santa has just left North Pole and should arrive in New Zealand in a couple of hours.  -- http://www.noradsanta.org

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NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams have captured incredible images of Santa flying over Auckland, located in New Zealand's North Island, Santa is expected to head South towards South Island very soon. Stay tuned for more Santa sightings! -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams have captured new images of Santa flying over the famous Opera House down under in Sydney, Australia, Santa would welcome cool refreshments down under due to the Summer heat - stay tuned for more Santa sightings! -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: NORAD technicians have been able to use a special mathematical equation to determine Santa's speed. Through observation of the bullet train in relation to Mount Fuji and Santa's sleigh, it's been calculated that Santa's speed is greater than 100 times that of the bullet train. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams have captured new images of Santa flying over China, he is expected to fly for hundreds of miles along the Great Wall of China. After enjoying the architecture of the Great Wall he will head North towards Russia. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams have new images of Santa flying over the Himalayas, Nepal. This will be one of the coldest parts of his journey. Santa appears to be on track with his Christmas Eve schedule and will be heading towards India shortly. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams now have new images of Santa flying over the Taj Mahal in India. Santa has not encountered any difficulties on his travels so far, and is actually ahead of schedule. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

*announcer* Secondshifters will have up the the minute reports and updates every hour on the hour.

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NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams have captured new images of Santa flying over the Persian Gulf, he sent a special salute to the troops serving at sea on his way. Santa and his sleigh continue to move West, we expect Santa to enter Eastern Europe shortly. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams have captured images of Santa flying over Moscow. He won't be visiting many homes here tonight as people of the Orthodox faith celebrate Christmas two weeks later. Santa goes over Russia as he loves the beautiful sights and it's a great short cut into Europe. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: NORAD has just reported that Santa has soared 240 miles above the Earth to visit the International Space Station. Santa is now swooping back to Earth at incredible speeds over Northern Africa and Egypt. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

NewsFlash: NORAD reports that Santa is in Italy Not only does Santa visit Children in Italy but he sees some awesome sights. Historically Santa slows down at the coliseum and the ancient ruins of Rome. He will also see the Leaning tower of Pisa and the canals in Venice. Stay tuned for more Santa reports. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

I'm pleased he didn't get shot down entering England. He looked suspiciously like that bearded man who was carrying a suspicious package....

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NewsFlash: NORAD's Santa cams have spotted Santa over Germany, where he is fondly known as Kris Kringle. Children in Germany, as well as all other countries in Europe should be in bed so Santa can drop by and deliver presents. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: Santa has left Southern Europe and made his way over the alps to Bavaria. Santa was introduced to America from German immigrants to the US. Santa enjoys visiting Germany with all of its Castles and Christmas markets this time of year. The children of Germany should all be in bed just like the other Children of Europe so that Santa can stop by. Stay tuned for more NORAD tracks Santa reports. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: Coming from the North Santa has entered France and just flown by the Eiffel tower. Children in France should be in bed because Pere Noel (as he is called in France) can only deliver toys to those that are asleep. Santa flies more than 91,000 miles in 24 hours as he travels around the globe. Stay tuned for more NORAD tracks Santa reports. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

NewsFlash: Santa has just left North Africa and the Canary Islands and entered Great Britain. That's England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. Analysis shows that Santa is on time and should be crossing the Atlantic very soon. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

Hope Bush doesn't panic and shoot him down with a SAM. :P

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NewsFlash: Santa has finished his work in Europe, and has made a pit stop in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

I certainly hope Santa isn't peeing in the ocean.... we have more than enough environmental issues as it is.....

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NewsFlash: Santa has entered North America and is now being escorted by Canada's CF-18 into Canada. They have just flown over St. Andrews, New Brunswick. Santa will just touch the eastern portion of Canada before zooming back to finish where he left off in South America. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: Santa has left the Caribbean Islands and has been detected entering North American airspace in Southern Florida. Florida is officially the first state in the US that Santa will visit this year. After visiting NASA and the Kennedy Space Center, he will head up the eastern portion of America and into Canada. Santa's route zigzags north and south as he heads west along the globe. -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: Santa's in the big apple! Neuroanalysists have shown santa spends a little more time here for 2 reason. First, there are so many homes & apartments to visit and second, the reindeer love to circle the statue of liberty & fly slowly over central park! From here, Santa will be flying north into the canadian province of QUEBEC! -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: Santa has made it to St. Louis in magnificient style - Streaking across the mighty Mississippi river and flying through the Gateway arc! Visitors to the arc must have had a spectacular view of his arrival. Children throughout the Midwest need to prepare for Santa's arrival in their hometown - He's stayin right on schedule! Not even the fastest, most modern jet can come close to matching santa's speed! -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

NewsFlash: Santa has made it to Colorado Springs, From here he'll be going over the mountains to visit Utah, Wyoming, Nevada and Montana. Once he's been there, he'll be heading to Alberta and Saskatchewan! -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: Santa and his team are now in friendly Manitoba and for a special treatment they are going a little slower then usual over Reindeer Lake, This is very exciting for Doner and Blitzen as they both still have relatives who live here, from here Santa will be heading from Saskatchewan to Colorado! -- http://www.noradsanta.org/en/map/index.php

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NewsFlash: Santa has covered all of Canada and has been spotted entering the Northwest United States. Santa Cams have captured Santa flying around Seattle

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