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Closer to God

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"

And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

VanBuren :)

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talking about  refrigerators, i remember one time several years ago, i had a party at home with some fellas and i pour the vodka in a pitcher, and served the friends, it was a rather big pitcher so we only drank half of it before we went to the local pub.

Next day i woke up feeling terrible, headache and very thirsty, i crawled to the refrigerator to see if i had something to drink.......

oh cold water in a pitcher, i grabbed it and swallowed probl 2 dl before i realized it was the vodka left behind  :lol: :lol: :lol:

that was the last thing i wanted to have at that time  :!:

i learned one lesson, never leave behind any vodka  ;)

VanBuren :)

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