The official Joke thread !

[MICROWAVE]

resopalrabotnick,

  You seem to like that one , but isnt it really a nitemare and not a joke?? LOL

Microwave

[netmasta]

Try this site for som good computer humor. http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Here are a few:

#  Customer: "How fast will my COM ports go?"

# Tech Support: "How hard can you throw your computer?"

 

#  Customer: "When I touch the sound card board at the back of my PC, I can feel electric current."

# Tech Support: "Then don't touch it."

 

#  Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?"

# Customer: "When I change my font sizes, the letters change size."

 

[wingzero2309]

Mr. Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr. Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him".

St. Peter took Mr. Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".

"Well," said Mr. Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design."

1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs.

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results.

After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

LMFAO

[MICROWAVE]

Cable,

Thanks for the spell check, I have always used IE spell in my post this will make it easier, also like the new smiley's could have used a couple of the new ones recently....lol and now the joke!!!

Microwave

jk

A man goes to see his doctor because he has an incredibly small willy and wants to know if anything can be done to help him.

The doctor rolls his eyes and says, "Okay, let's have a look."

The guy drops his pants. The doctor tries not to laugh and says, "You're right! You definitely need help! But you're in luck because we have a new procedure now that uses thin tissues taken from the trunk of a newborn baby elephant. It doesn't hurt you and doesn't hurt the elephant, so everybody wins."

The guy says, "Sign me up!"

So he checks into the hospital and has the operation. After convalescing for a while, he gets the courage to ask a girl out on a date. They're having dinner at a nice restaurant, when suddenly his willy rips through his pants, snakes up over the edge of the table, grabs a biscuit, and disappears back under the table. The guy doesn't know what to think, and the girl's eyes are as big as quarters.

"Can you do that again?" she asks.

The guy gasps and says, "I think so, but I don't think my butt can take another biscuit!"

[VanBuren]

good one MICROWAVE 

VanBuren

[junkieXL]

Q: What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year-olds?

: :

A: There's 20 of them.... 

muhahahahh

-JxL