ninjageek Posted August 19, 2007 CID Share Posted August 19, 2007 Thank you for calling Dell's emergency hotline where customer service is our priority. You have entered #5 on your keypad indicating that your computer's battery is on fire. If this is correct, please press 1. 1 Thank you. We understand that your computer burning madly out of control can cause you some concern and stress. We have found that classical musak can calm the nerves. We'll pause here to listen to 2 minutes worth... (Whale Song sung by Marlee Matlin plays) ...Hope that makes you feel better. With voice recognition technology you can now speak your answers. At anytime during this message say "house" to indicate that the fire has spread to your house. "House!" I'm sorry I didn't understand. Did you say that you had extinguished the blaze? "No!" I'm sorry I didn't get that. Did you mean to say that your child is being charred before your very eyes? If that is the case tell her to stop, drop, and shop at Dell's website available 24 hours a day." "House! My House is on Fire!" You must be speaking in another language. For Spanish say "Espanol" or for Ebonics say, "Bitch, my Crib's on the 4 alarm." "English! Damn it, English!" Okay then. Let's review. You computer set fire to your house. Your children are scarred beyond recognition and you want Dell's help. "Yes!" Excellent, we'd be glad to help you. To ensure to privacy of your account please tell me the name of your first pet. "I never had one. My wife set up this account." "I'm sorry I won't be able to dispatch a Fire-truck without authenticating the account first. Please call back when you do have the correct information. We'd like to thank you for choosing Dell for all your computing and bonfire needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disturbed Posted August 19, 2007 CID Share Posted August 19, 2007 hahahah lol - dead on hit ! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coknuck Posted August 19, 2007 CID Share Posted August 19, 2007 Man thats the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark06 Posted August 19, 2007 CID Share Posted August 19, 2007 Nobody buy from Dell They Have all their factories in the same road as my community and when they change shifts it takes me 30 minutes to go 2 miles to get on the highway thy reuse to upgrade the roads Thats why i buy from HP there some1 elses traffic problem So PLZ Dont Buy From dell Besides there customer support sucks anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted August 19, 2007 CID Share Posted August 19, 2007 Thats hilarious. Thanks for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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