Roco

Ok, if we are going to assign pictures of our alto ego's here is mine BTW Grandpa , great pup pic. is it yours ? coz thats my fav. breed , ours "Fred " is going to be small , but I have owned the same up to Alsation size , great allrounders IMHO, but I never named one tommie ,

That must be a mistake 33.696 you sure that ain't the help desk phone number it makes my 1.8 look a bit sick

sorry for the triple post ,but time UK style marches on ,(1.11 am GMT ) maybe this explains it all , Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."

............... or as we say in the UK "break a leg " old Brit circus/theatrical saying , now it means you will be off work and on Gov. support , just about most Brits dream come true these days , We just had a expose in the newspapers of a guy with a wife and three girlfriends 17 children , he hasn't worked for 15 years ( it makes him depressed ) he gets State aid 4X more than the average worker

Good thinking Reso , I will seek advice but then again it could be the

on the picture ajb62787, You have a good point on the Great Pyramids , same for our Stonehenge http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonehenge nobody has figured out how or why it was built , the Pyramids they reckon was built using slave labour and lots of timber !, (there were no suitable trees for over a thousand miles ), My disbelief in todays Aliens doesn't mean they don't exist , I just wish folk would stop faking important evidence , and circulating false rumours , it just clouds the important research , in my view if they exist and have the technology to arrive on Earth , they would hold off visiting with all it's entry problems , stay back a few million miles and make contact from there , Thanks for the pics. of O'Hare airport Blako , looks like a mass of concrete down there ,

............................ and why not , TMN forum can be all thing to all people, and that makes it unique IMHO , OK, I am in the UK and we have loads of forums , but they limit themselves to a narrow band of topics mostly abusive unfortunatly or very specilized , and yes I am a member of a few techie ones because our BB is in some ways different to the States , but if I want to kick my shoes off and chill out , you will find me on TMN forum Only 1204 new members away from 50 K ,so the race is on , any newish members who are thinking of picking a date ? it looks like some time between mid September and mid October "Trust me" just dont pick a date already taken ,

the condensed theory is ready ,but how the universe began is beyond my limited intellect , I have tried (many times ) laying on my back on a remote hill , rat arsed gazing up at the stars seeking the answer,all I ever got was a hangover and a cold for my troubles , Duh, the things I force myself I do to gain knowledge Apes are the members of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates, which includes humans. Current understanding is that the apes diverged from the Old World monkeys about 25 million years ago. The first HomoSapiens ,2.2-1.6 million years ago so for the first 22million Apes apes never evolved , along with other creatures like the shark, hippo etc, even today humans are the only animal still evolving , WHY suddenly did the ape gain the ability to reason and invent ? moving on , current DNA work suggests that the whole human race is traceable back to 7 women , and they could have been female Apes genetically modified , or at least with modified implanted eggs, By who ? and why ? a God or Alien ? most world religions forbid sex with animals , but we lapsed on that , ( and apparently some OZ sheep shearers never got the message ) and "God " was angry , and destroyed all mankind apart from a few "clean ones " , Tdawnaz's time and travel theory is supported by the Bible , it clearly says *"X" went in the fiery chariot into the sky , and on his return all his generation had died but He met his great-great grandchildren , and lived in peace with them , at the speed of light time stands still . this time shift has now been proved by Einstein , a very condensed version of Roco's theory of the origin of life , if this doesn't make sense , my other theory is "42" the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything if all the above theories fail me I drop back into native dog mode , can I eat it , nope , OK can I screw it , nope sigh, all I got left is to piss on it sorry for the *"X", as a church of England school boy and a brief monastery inmate (Benedictine ) and now a modernistic Pagan , Roco's motto ( if you got religion flaunt it , if not keep your head down and nobody today will notice ) I should be able to remember "X" from the old testement ,

Roco's theory of the meaning of life .............. It ain't quiet finished , no doubt with my luck the final piece of the puzzle will beat me , Eureka, it's-it's-it's ..... cough-cough thud ........................= BTW, before I joined TMN i was advised to keep out of religion due to a thing called the Bible belt , but it was OK for Garter belt , and was indeed a popular talking point in the States , OK I will work on a cut down theory , so coming soon , The religious bit only confirms the scientific part anyway , Evolution and the Bible , both can complement each other , and are a lot closer than many would believe IMHO,

OK ajb62787 I will try and prove my point of view . but I think we will not agree , and no problem for me , you either belive or you dont , I just happen not to , ok, the 3 pictures . with only enlargement and colour shift , they explain why I think the originel was a hoax , the cloud picture (banded cirrocumulus ) is a delicate cloud type , usualy between 5-8000 ft. it is easily punctured by thermal convection , this often occous where the has sun warmed expance of concrete ( airports ) if something large and hot had caused this puncture , you would see Mares tails trailing in the dirction the craft had taken O'Hare airport seems to be a busy one , so lots of tourists and plane spotters ? , most of them carring cameras , and no doubt a few taking pictures at the time , so no pictures of the craft ? The nearest proof I have of Alien visitors , involves evolution and the Bible , and I could give 4 pages of my theory and no doubt all the members would hit the "Start - Turn off computer", buttons

Hidden that the UK's latest state of the art stuff , "A prize draw number generator, ERNIE which stands for Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment, was designed to produce numbers which would win prizes. By the time the first draw took place at the Bond headquarters in Lytham St Anne

the hampster is playing a dangerous game there , I wonder what the trigger word or words are ..................... well Hamond volentered , as it is impossible to hypnotise a person against their will, also if they are drunk or mentally ill , but strangely it is possible to put animals into a trance like state , young dogs are very susceptible to that BTW I bet Clarkson knows the trigger words

sorry to question that , but who made it clear ? all the reports I can find say it was a hoax , "ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) - A new Air Force report concludes that the ``alien bodies'' that were supposedly covered up along with the crash of a flying saucer in Roswell in 1947 were actually crash-test dummies used in parachute experiments, a UFO skeptic says. Air Force spokeswoman Gloria Cales said Friday that a follow-up report to the 1994 debunking of the so-called Roswell Incident will be released Tuesday, but she refused to discuss details. However, a publisher of the Skeptics UFO Newsletter said he has seen the report and it concludes that dummies used in high-altitude parachute tests in the late 1950s were the basis of reports of alien bodies. " to my way of thinking if it does exist why is it not on dispay , it would be a bigger crowd puller than Disneyland , after all a dead boy king Tutankhamun 3000 years old , is stll being shown around the world,

whats an Alien face design ? I think that answers the question BTW aliens are not out there, they dont exist , it's just we need to belive they do , just my opinion

Errr, thanks for sharing that Siryak , :shocked:, "Manly nipples" , now I will have disturbed dreams

I knew it we are all doomed , doomed I say , but it is funny to think a new member # 100,000 may dig up this thread and say what were they all on , or maybe ماذا ال [فوك]

I just worry for the future generations

point taken Siryak ,

lol no, I am going for Adsl+2 24Mb , for the same price I am paying now , with any luck I should see 5Mb on my phone line , I just got 4 weeks on my contract to go , then I will be gone from my ISP , I must have meant year 2050 ,not 50 k members cable will be to much hassle , and I do not have a great need for speed , but I do need a reliable service ,

didn't we all Buntz ,that was another insider dealing IMHO,........ only kidding , Hmmmm , 40K members in Jan 07, now heading for 50K in September 07 I deduce TMN forum must be popular ,

.................. : you can feel safe sharing your dreams with near on 50 k TMN members , Trust Me " we wont tell a soul , apart from youtube

as I said Tommie dark forces on TMN mark my words , the shadow has got bigger , and Ryan 314 seems to be missing

Siryak, IMHO, this goes back io the 40 k membership post last 04.01 07 , Shugs never fully explained the conection with the teddy bear http://www.testmy.net/forum/index.php?topic=17783.0 I think dark forces are at work on TMN

I guess they must do , as we dont have any Brit car makers anymore , the last one went last year ,

Hmm, I never saw my 100 TMN bucks , You got cheap hookers in the States ? even the shit is taxed in the UK , insider dealing has TMN sunk that low................ 1.6 million TMN bucks , that does it , you sure you didn't turn Shugs upside down ?