EWO Posted January 21, 2007 CID Share Posted January 21, 2007 An elderly man in East Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond And look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted January 21, 2007 CID Share Posted January 21, 2007 Poor gals thought they were fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roco Posted January 21, 2007 CID Share Posted January 21, 2007 nice one EWO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlewis23 Posted January 21, 2007 CID Share Posted January 21, 2007 :2funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithkarl Posted January 23, 2007 CID Share Posted January 23, 2007 Funny, at first since this is not in the off topic forum I thought it was stupid but then I started lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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