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An elderly man in East Texas had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe

courts, and some apple and peach trees.  The pond was properly shaped

and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond

And look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.  He grabbed

a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.  As he neared the pond, he

heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  As he came closer he saw

it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the

women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you

ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral:  Old men can still think fast!

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