MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sams Club. The ONE store I never mind going to. We buy alot of shit from them so the old ladies cant take a dump about me eating 4 of each of their samples. Yea if they have more than one type at the same station I eat 4 of each of those.
They are like "Sir.. Sir."
Me steadily jamming them in my mouth, closest described as Homer like in nature. "Wook at muh buiskit" I say with a mouth full of deliciousness. She cant say nothing. I just dropped 200 easy, every trip. They just watch me eat while they restock the supply and fire up their mini ovens. Suckers...