Global Warming Will Cause Mass Cannibalism?????

[Roco]

Just curious Roco with your new guy in charge, didn't he lighten up the UK's involvement in Iraq anyway? 

true Bro , but the general view in the UK is once started (Iraq ) no turning back , to do so would insult the memory of our dead , and betray our American friends

at the moment we are kissing ass with France , for the first time a French President has very generously thanked the British people for for it's lion like behavior  when the chips were down in WW2,

for making the sacrifice when all of Europe was under a dark cloud ,

LOL Britain has been at war with France either politicaly or for real for nearly a thousand years , so this is big news in the UK ,

in his speech, he also aknowleged the special  UK-USA rerlationship

and said it was good, and there is no reason for that to change ,

but the EU, needed the UK to fully join into it ,

and I go along with that ,

BTW , you guys have to remember Europe and France is only 21 miles away from the UK ,and we have a linking tunnel, and the UK cannot afford to stand alone anymore ,

The UK , a small dot on the world map , with a population of 30 million at the time , it owend 4/5 ths of the known world , 2 world wars on,like it or not we no longer have that power , times change , like the baton in a relay race ,

[tommie gorman]

WOW, that is amazing indeed to me even. Good to hear really. And quite big of the French. So they wanna chip in now in Iraq?  I know. Lovers not fighters. Pretty much like Italy. And why Hitler chose them for taking over so easily also. Sheep are easy. Its the bulls of any size that you gotta watch out for. 

[sahaab]

su su su........(Toilet)aa gaya,mei kya karu

[mudmanc4]

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English only please on this forum. Thanks

[tommie gorman]

That was weird. Not Chinese, Dutch, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, Russian,  OR Spanish. I wondeer what that was?

English only please on this forum. Thanks    Or at least Earthling 

Oh yeh, he's right.  I should have guessed. 

[tdawnaz]

careful

[Roco]

Noah in 2008

In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans'

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, 'You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.'

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.

'Noah!' He roared, 'I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?'

'Forgive me, Lord,' begged Noah, 'but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.

Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!

When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.

They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your propo sed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.

Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work.

The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.'

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'

'No,' said the Lord. 'The government beat me to it.

[tdawnaz]

hahahaha ...that was great

[tommie gorman]

Now if that ain't the truth. Thats one of the best in a long time. Thanks bro.  :haha: