resopalrabotnick Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 A new Virus has been detected. It carries the codename "work". should you receive work from a colleague, boss or other source via e-mail or in other form do not execute it! "work" will destroy your entire social life! If you receive "work" take at least 2 good friends with you to the nearest bar and order a round of drinks. repeating this ten to fifteen times will completely erase "work" from your thoughts. Send this warning to at least five friends. Should you have less than five friends that is a sure sign that you already got infected with "work" and should take steps immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyswhirl Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 I have installed wife 1.0 which basically has the same end result as the work virus - wife 1.0 is so insidious it actually forces you to install it. There is no way to erase wife 1.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resopalrabotnick Posted December 27, 2005 Author CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 you can't erase it, but you can install girlfriend 1.0 over wife 1.0. this will cause a conflict and wife 1.0 will remove itself. it will however take most of your current and future posessions and the children, dogs and cats with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6arett Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 Or Whore 1.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigss Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 Whore 1.0 comes as a pack with several other viruses, which can easily be passed over to Girl Friend 1.0 and Wife 1.0 causing a major problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunted 2 Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 that too hilarious...in stitches here and one would think u all were workin together to put this up... :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compuworm Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 You can install Murder 1.5 which was akin to Postal 1.0 for complete removal of (deletes), Wife 1.0, Girlfirend 1.0, and Whore 1.0 but does absolutely nothing for Work 1.0. For that you would have to install Postal 1.0 that takes care of everything> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 that too hilarious...in stitches here and one would think u all were workin together to put this up... :haha: They have to work in groups Otherwise they're lost... "go slow in the driveway" :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raptors892004 Posted December 27, 2005 CID Share Posted December 27, 2005 or you can install show.me.the.money virus and get fixes for those already installed viruses such as Start.All.Over.1.1 and Skip.Jail.Because.You.Removed.Wife.1.0.and.Girlfriend.1.0.using.Illegal.Methods.1.2.1.34.5.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmr1234 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 Or go download the Dr. Phil 3.0 and he'll take the work out of most of your whore, girlfriend, wife issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raptors892004 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 Or go download the Dr. Phil 3.0 and he'll take the work out of most of your whore, girlfriend, wife issues. Hehe.. By using Talk.Show.Host.Blah.Blah.Blah patch v3.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x FiReMaN x Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 I just found a new virus, it's called "Life". IF you see "Life" you must first of all take caution with it. After that you must delete the program. Best program i found for that is the "Murder 1.2". SO far it takes care of all your needs and fixes your problems. "Murder 1.2" also works for Wife 1.0, Girlfriend 1.0, and Whore 1.0. But the side effects of "Murder 1.2 "is you need to start everything all over again. Other than that it works great. Other programs to easily remove unwanted programs, a.k.a. system restore is "Suicide 1.5". It's done wonders for me. ~ Hope this helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunted 2 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 HHAHA THATS GOTTA BE THE BEST 1 YET :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|3v|lon3| Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 come on yall gotta continue this lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunted 2 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 the mods dont seem to care and its funny to some people and i guess it will die out when the mods dont want it or it just getss old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdf216 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 Forget all the False Virus warnings.. the one virus people really need to avoid at all costs is AOL 9.0 , it not only slows your connection, causes spam and pop ups but also for some unknown reason removes $24.95 from the victim's bank account or credit card every month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunted 2 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 Forget all the False Virus warnings.. the one virus people really need to avoid at all costs is AOL 9.0 , it not only slows your connection, causes spam and pop ups but also for some unknown reason removes $24.95 from the victim's bank account or credit card every month. ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compuworm Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 I really find it hard to believe anyone still uses AOL. Its a real piece of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunted 2 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 yea with the spyware :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitbull481 Posted December 28, 2005 CID Share Posted December 28, 2005 :haha: nice topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmr1234 Posted January 1, 2006 CID Share Posted January 1, 2006 they got this new thing now. its called NEW YEARS 2006.0 All u have to do is install it, get totally wasted pass out in some girls pickup truck, go to her house,and do your thing. The best thing about this program is as long as your drunk you have no worries. (wife 1.0, girlfriend 1.0, murder 1.2, dr phil 3.0) is all gone until you get your lazy @$$ up in the morning. But being drunk and having all these problems your more prone to installing suicide 1.5. Your choice. And u can make a resolution that all the horrible stuff you did/done/doing is all in 2005 and you will never see it again!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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