AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[paladin]

I hope no one takes this seriously.  :haha:

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat, and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away!

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. 

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. 

If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

   

[Ryan314]

Rofl.. i say true to all.. JP. very funny indeed.

[cholla]

paladin;Thats from the Red Green tech school at Possum Lodge isn't it      .

[xs1]

rofl.. thoes were all great.... and so true..

btw: hi erin!

[tstillery]

i just love duct: tape    :haha

[brock01]

haha good ones

[amc11890]

lol :haha:

[dlewis23]

so very true  :haha:

[Roco]

oh, my secret of success has been discovered,

[Dark06]

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

For some strange reason that works

I tried it when i had my wisdom theth going out

In order to cure one pain you must create one greater yet berable

pain in finger does it as long as u dont break it i broke my friends cause he did not want to drop it on his own finger.so i did it 4 him

LOL

[paladin]

For some strange reason that works

I tried it when i had my wisdom theth going out

In order to cure one pain you must create one greater yet berable

pain in finger does it as long as u dont break it i broke my friends cause he did not want to drop it on his own finger.so i did it 4 him

LOL

I feel sorry for anyone with a toothache, they are terrible, especially

wisdom teeth.  I have had plenty of them and I finally wised up

and got me a set of falsies, teeth that is.