water Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 why do cats always follow me into the bathroom? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
coknuck Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 I could be mean but I won't Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shug7272 Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 why do cats always follow me into the bathroom? Not only does the cat follow my wife in there but the dog does as well. Its a sight to behold... my wife coping a squat and a train of animals watching like 30 year old virgins watching Lord of the Rings. Im glad to report they are smart enough to not do that to me. Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 23, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 So where are your weird questions? I have another.... Why is there a big white mint in the urinal? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stank_Ho Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 How do you know it's a mint..? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 23, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why do they call Head and Shoulders "Head and shoulders" you only use it on your head.... Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingzero2309 Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why do they call Head and Shoulders "Head and shoulders" you only use it on your head.... because when u wash it off it falls on your shoulders Why does 711 have locks on the doors if its open 24/7 everyday? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cholla Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why is there a big white mint in the urinal? It keeps someone from swallowing it. Why do they call Head and Shoulders "Head and shoulders" you only use it on your head.... Because some people have hair on their shoulders & backs too. Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylem Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 because when u wash it off it falls on your shoulders Why does 711 have locks on the doors if its open 24/7 everyday? For when the zombies come Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 23, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why do cats lick EACH OTHER'S butts? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shug7272 Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why do cats lick EACH OTHER'S butts? To get the taste of their own butt out of their mouth. Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cholla Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Shug7272 : You stole the answer I was going to use.I think you watch too much blue collar comedy. Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggr3 Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why are the buttons at the DRIVE-UP ATM...coded for brail... Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cholla Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why are the buttons at the DRIVE-UP ATM...coded for brail... You must not be on the road with some of the drivers I am or you wouldn't have to ask. I've accused several of being blind . Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 23, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 why do kids always wait till you're in the bathroom to have to ask a question? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ackthecat Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 why do they call oven cleaner easy off maybe after the fumes clear from my mind Ill be able to think of something better Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shug7272 Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Shug7272 : You stole the answer I was going to use.I think you watch too much blue collar comedy. probably my friend.. probably. Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
netmasta Posted November 23, 2005 CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 24, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 24, 2005 If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted November 24, 2005 CID Share Posted November 24, 2005 I have one that has baffled me for years How does a fly land on the ceiling does it do a barrel roll does it all the sudden flip on it's bottom side or does it kind of slide on to it's bottom side as you can read I have way to much time on my hands :lol: Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 24, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 24, 2005 LOL Never wondered about that myself. Now I am If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cholla Posted November 24, 2005 CID Share Posted November 24, 2005 Damn now I'm going to have to watch a fly ! If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done? Became confused. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Theres something a little Zen this morning. Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 24, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 24, 2005 If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight??? Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted November 24, 2005 CID Share Posted November 24, 2005 what is what you chop and what is what you cary Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted November 24, 2005 CID Share Posted November 24, 2005 I have another question, while were over here doping off who's minding the store Quote Link to comment https://testmy.net/ipb/topic/9270-strange-and-bizarre-questions-that-you-ask-youself-or-others/#findComment-96559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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