resopalrabotnick Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 By Andrew Harding BBC News, Beijing There are many thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do chefs specialise in a range of slightly more unusual delicacies. The dish in front of me is grey and shiny. "Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy. "Big dog," I reply. "Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..." We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside. Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies. They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece. Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object. "Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..." She guides me round the penis platter. "Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each." I did not know that. Deer-blood cocktail "Sheep... horse... ox... seal - excellent for the circulation." She points to three dark, shrivelled lumps which look like liquorice allsorts - a special treat apparently - reindeer, from Manchuria. Government officials... two of them... they're having the penis hotpot Nancy The Guolizhuang restaurant claims to be China's only speciality penis emporium, and no, it is not a joke. The atmosphere is more exotic spa than boozy night-out. Nancy describes herself as a nutritionist. "We don't call them waiters here. And we don't serve much alcohol," she says. "Only common people come here to get drunk and laugh." But she does offer me a deer-blood and vodka cocktail, which I decide to skip. Medicinal purposes The restaurant's gristly menu was dreamt up by a man called Mr Guo. He is 81 now and retired. After fleeing China's civil war back in 1949, he moved to Taiwan, and then to Atlanta, Georgia, where he began to look deeper into traditional Chinese medicine, and experiment on the appendages of man's best friend. Apparently, they are low in cholesterol and good, not just for boosting the male sex drive, but for treating all sorts of ailments. Laughter trickles through the walls of our dining room. "Government officials," says Nancy. "Two of them upstairs. They're having the penis hotpot." Most of the restaurant's guests are either wealthy businessmen or government bureaucrats who, as Nancy puts it, have been brought here by people who want their help. What better way to secure a contract than over a steaming penis fondue. Discretion is assured as all the tables are in private rooms. The glitziest one has gold dishes. "Some like their food served raw," says Nancy, "like sushi. But we can cook it anyway you like." Rare order "Not long ago, a particularly rich real estate mogul came in with four friends. All men. Women don't come here so often, and they shouldn't eat testicles," says Nancy solemnly. The men spent $5,700 ( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fr0stbound Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 uhh, that was nasty. really, if it came to penises, you can give me creepy crawlies anytime. but penises, eeewwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 ewwwwww...that's the grossest thing i've ever heard of...and nancy needs her head examined...i hope they pay her well... that was never meant to be eaten!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 LMAO! I hereby vote this thread , thread of the year to date! Just because you weren't raised on prick, don't discredit those who may enjoy it! Ya never know, you may just become addicted to dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 ewwwww...did u see the photo of them hanging on a meat hook...i bet this is some sort of farce... damn...no way!!! and the blood drink...shit...fricken parasites...viruses...anaerobic bacteria...raw meat is NOT sushi... i don't believe a word of it...no fucking way... i vote this the topic with the grossest content ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 i don't believe a word of it...no fucking way... i vote this the topic with the grossest content ever Ok , what do you like to eat for vitamins, other than out of the bottle? I know there's somethin, mabey you just wont tell eh? :2funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggr3 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 that was never meant to be eaten!!! Ohhh really.....comming from you that's a bit of a suprise....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 Ohhh really.....comming from you that's a bit of a suprise....lol rotflmao x 100 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just- Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 Reso what a great post for your 3999 post 4000 elite group you will be going into soon from there on only good stuff like this or better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granpa Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 "Government officials," says Nancy. "Two of them upstairs. They're having the penis hotpot." Now if you really see that you might think it to be cannibalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 Ok , what do you like to eat for vitamins, other than out of the bottle? I know there's somethin, mabey you just wont tell eh? :2funny: let's see...fish, chicken, beef, pork, nuts, veggies, pasta/sauces, fruits, fruit and veggie juices, smoothies, protein shakes, etc nothin u can't serve to ur grndma i eat all kinds of things...but NOT animal privates, or penis hot pockets...er whatever...but yeh no animal private parts... oh wait actually i have had mountain oysters sheep and cattle...and i've eaten rattlesnake (but not his hemipenes) Ohhh really.....comming from you that's a bit of a suprise....lol mother nature only intended it to gobbled upon...not gobbled up... ...ask ur huny to show ya the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 no animal private parts... oh wait actually i have had mountain oysters sheep and cattle...and i've eaten rattlesnake (but not his hemipenes) mother nature only intended it to gobbled upon...not gobbled up... ...ask ur huny to show ya the difference :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: Okok , wait, how can u say those two things in the same sentence? No part, and sheep balls ? :2funny: :2funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggr3 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 let's see..., nuts, veggies, pasta/sauces, fruits, fruit and veggie juices, smoothies, protein shakes, etc nothin u can't serve to ur grndma i ) mother nature only intended it to gobbled upon...not gobbled up... ...ask ur huny to show ya the difference LOL....I'll do that.....however ....I still might not get an answer.... :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 Okok , wait, how can u say those two things in the same sentence? No part, and sheep balls ? well cuz it wasn't private...we were in a public restaurant...and my son thought they were oysters til he asked the waitress what they were and she said "well huny they are the the part of the bull that makes him a steer... they weren't private u see?...cuz we were in a restaurant and he didn't have to die for our meal...and it wasn't erectile tissue... wait til they open a nipple emporium...fried nipple...tiger nipples...dog nipples...cow udder sushi... see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggr3 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 wait til they open a nipple emporium...fried nipple...tiger nipples...dog nipples...cow udder sushi... see? COUNT ME IN.....where is it....and who serves it.....wearing what..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 well cuz it wasn't private...we were in a public restaurant...and my son thought they were oysters til he asked the waitress what they were and she said "well huny they are the the part of the bull that makes him a steer... they weren't private u see?...cuz we were in a restaurant and he didn't have to die for our meal...and it wasn't erectile tissue... wait til they open a nipple emporium...fried nipple...tiger nipples...dog nipples...cow udder sushi... see? OMG , so you say it's ok to eat the testies, but not whats hooked 1/4 inch away from it? :2funny: And how in the world did they get the nuts off a cow w/out killin it? You eat the things while it's jumpin around er sumpthin ? :2funny: COUNT ME IN.....where is it....and who serves it.....wearing what..lol I'll be there in line , IN FRONT OF YOU lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 COUNT ME IN.....where is it....and who serves it.....wearing what..lol :2funny: it's right up the road from u...closes at 4:30...reopens next year OMG , so you say it's ok to eat the testies, but not whats hooked 1/4 inch away from it? :2funny: And how in the world did they get the nuts off a cow w/out killin it? yep that's right...their actually good on the inside... the remove them surgically (castration)...they do it to all but 1 or 2 males in a herd when their just babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 uh , let me get this strait , you think it's ok to mess w/ nature, and cut the life giving ability from an animal, and eat it, but when it aint what you want , or like, or agree with, it's bad , right? You know, thats an extreme leftist view, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 In some states they call that neutering mudmanc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 In some states they call that neutering mudmanc. Riiiiight! But thats ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granpa Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 In some states they call that neutering mudmanc. What States or in what state is it called neutering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 COUNT ME IN.....where is it....and who serves it.....wearing what..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 :shock: Oh sh******T, I think someone, er uhh, a couple of us hit some soft spots, oops whaaddi say? :2funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggr3 Posted August 7, 2007 CID Share Posted August 7, 2007 HEY NOW.......you know what I've always said....."there's nothing like a good bust in the mouth".....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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