You gotta keep reading man there is literally some shit that made me hurt I laughed so hard.
642. Dixie Normus I bought a Blu-Ray player and it stabbed me in the face and burned my house down. Also, it ate my pet dog Scruffy, then wrecked my car and blamed it on me. I then decided to try HD DVD, and it did none of those things, so I am sad that WB is abandoning that format