xs1 Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Headlines from the year 2029! Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $1789 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlewis23 Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. :haha: of course we have problems with voting machines 90% of us are over 80 and can't see our own god dam feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coknuck Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Thats about the truth too. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlewis23 Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. that will never happen. its impassable :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xs1 Posted May 14, 2006 Author CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped. ya im quotin mysefl.. ^ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xx Mazza xX Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amc11890 Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 lol i dont wanna be living in 2029 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Thats about the truth too. :haha: I agree. But will we still have bodies? And will sex, just be another virtual reality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlewis23 Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 And will sex, just be another virtual reality? i hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajb62787 Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 hmmmmmmm I'm 5'9'' and my g/f is 5'6'' and I wonder am I gonna have a son or daughter at over 8 feet tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coknuck Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 IN THE YEAR 2525 Ten years after In the year twentyfive twentyfive if man is still alive If woman can survive they may find. In the year thirtyfive thirtyfive Ain't gonna need to tell the truth tell no lies Ev'rything you think do and say is in the pill you took today. In the year fortyfive fortyfive You ain't gonna need your teeth won't need your eyes You won't find a thing to chew nobody's gonna look at you. In the year fiftyfive fiftyfive your arms are hangin' limp at you side Your legs got nothin' to do some machines doin' that for you. In the year sixtyfive sixtyfive Ain't gonna need no husband won't need no wife You'll pick your son pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long glass tube. In the year seventyfiveten If God's a-coming he oughta make it by then Maybe he'll look around himself and say: Guess it's time for the judgement day. In the year eightyfiveten God is gonna shake his mighty head He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been Or tear it down and start again. In the year ninetyfive ninetyfive I'm kind a wond'rin' if man is gonna be alive He's taken everything this old earth can give And he ain't put back nothin'. Now it's been tenthousand years man has cried a billion tears For what he never knew - now man's reign is through. But through eternal night the twinkling of starlight So very far away - maybe it's only yesterday. In the year twentyfive twentyfive if man is still alive In the year thirtyfive thirtyfive . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resopalrabotnick Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 golden oldies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Not sure if I want to live in them worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark06 Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 Headlines from the year 2029! 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Not Much will change then lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roco Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 hey guys dont care, I will be long gone by then, but I may just come back and haunt you all, anyone read the book "the gost of 29 Mg cycles , by J.G.Fuller ) Im gona be buried with my laptop just in case :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roco Posted May 14, 2006 CID Share Posted May 14, 2006 hmmmmmmm I'm 5'9'' and my g/f is 5'6'' and I wonder am I gonna have a son or daughter at over 8 feet tall It ain't necessarily so ! I am 6ft 3in and my ex 5ft 10in our daughter is 5ft 3 in fully grown nature has a way of leveling things, including intelligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted January 10, 2008 CID Share Posted January 10, 2008 Long lost thread I never got to post in. Do ya think maybe they'll make ballpoint pens that don't leak all over your dockers when ya leavem in ur pocket and cruise down the road? ...................................dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted January 10, 2008 CID Share Posted January 10, 2008 Ressurection. Long lost thread I never got to post in. Do ya think maybe they'll make ballpoint pens that don't leak all over your dockers when ya leavem in ur pocket and cruise down the road? ...................................dammit! Heck yeah, its possible now if you pay enough. Stead of getting the cheap stuff bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starship_troopers Posted January 10, 2008 CID Share Posted January 10, 2008 Ressurection. :cheesy:Heck yeah, its possible now if you pay enough. Stead of getting the cheap stuff bro. ...but tommie...we all buy the cheap stuff...cause at today's marketplace...the "cheap" stuff is still hella expensive :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coknuck Posted January 10, 2008 CID Share Posted January 10, 2008 Buy a Cross Pen and be done with the leaking crap. I've had mine for 12 years and have never lost it. You tend not to misplace stuff that cost good money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudmanc4 Posted January 10, 2008 CID Share Posted January 10, 2008 Buy a Cross Pen and be done with the leaking crap. I've had mine for 12 years and have never lost it. You tend not to misplace stuff that cost good money! Who does this? Hell, I lose things everyday. I put them in " safe " places, and forget ! I have a good pen around somewhere. I was thinking more on the lines of a voice activated , hands free ,200 million bit SSL secure device that would instantly upload to your office digital calender, "1MM thin" sized , flash drive multi platform , gaming rig , computer , that contained all my banking , credit, contacts, entertainment media, .........hell, everything, thing, that we all get for free, updated , and exchanged yearly for the newest thingy , that needed no batteries because it draws power from atmospheric ions, floating around in the gaseous soup we breath. : ) Sound good? You cant lose it because it stays attached to your skin for up to six months before needing removed and simply rinsed off in luke warm water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted January 10, 2008 CID Share Posted January 10, 2008 Buy a Cross Pen and be done with the leaking crap. I've had mine for 12 years and have never lost it. You tend not to misplace stuff that cost good money! It never works that way for me. If I buy a good knife to carry, I always lose it or it is stolen. If I find a piece of shit knife, no one wants to steal it, borrow it, and it seldom disappears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roco Posted January 11, 2008 CID Share Posted January 11, 2008 It never works that way for me. If I buy a good knife to carry, I always lose it or it is stolen. If I find a piece of shit knife, no one wants to steal it, borrow it, and it seldom disappears. same for me with G/F's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommie gorman Posted January 11, 2008 CID Share Posted January 11, 2008 same for me with G/F's Yeah, on those too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roco Posted January 12, 2008 CID Share Posted January 12, 2008 I agree. But will we still have bodies? And will sex, just be another virtual reality? Bro are you saying it's not a virtual reality, I must get a life i guess , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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