resopalrabotnick Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 how did you know this was a dell laptop? but it's a dimension, not an infi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 21, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 It's a secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shug7272 Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 In case you're having gender issues, Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina, and no, "Potato" isn't a choice in this one.... If this is from Kindergarden Cop let me interject.. "IT IS NOT A TUMOR" Ok I feel better, now Water correct me if Im wrong but are you someones mother on here? If so who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbaker397 Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 a real man of genius.... ow, seriously i am a real man of genius..... ouch! damnit, i love being a guy.....crap, my nose just broke the monitor...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitbull481 Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 damnitt, you forgot tran edit: im really a male (i think) im confuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallowEarth Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 wow...you're <gulps> beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 waterRTBH ur not alone anymore...**eagle** too...okay step forward...who else??? <<<<<<<< obviously female...*breathes deep...loves the smell of testosterone* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paladin Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 waterRTBH ur not alone anymore...**eagle** too...okay step forward...who else??? <<<<<<<< obviously female...*breathes deep...loves the smell of testosterone* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 That is human testosterone you love to smell, isn't it??? Sorry, you left yourself wide open for that. hmmmm...lemme see what other species are surfin through this site...wow if ya look at all the names...there r all kinds of animals in here...check it out...u guys all love to be animals ...glad u pointed that out paladin...i never would have noticed otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paladin Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 hmmmm...lemme see what other species are surfin through this site...wow if ya look at all the names...there r all kinds of animals in here...check it out...u guys all love to be animals ...glad u pointed that out paladin...i never would have noticed otherwise You are welcome Maam. Pervs look for stuff like that. That is not a confession either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitbull481 Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 wow...you're <gulps> beautiful. i am beautiful from head to toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerkill10 Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 I have 3 female dogs does that count for anything or maybe its our extra brain sacks between our legs. God bless the man that convinced the woman that by sucking our brains out would make them smarter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriRan Posted November 21, 2005 CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 lol < dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 21, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 32:3 Currently. That's 10.66666666666666666666666666667 : 1 Hmmm? Let's keep the voting going, shall we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 21, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 21, 2005 If this is from Kindergarden Cop let me interject.. "IT IS NOT A TUMOR" Ok I feel better, now Water correct me if Im wrong but are you someones mother on here? If so who? I am, but can we please not go there? It isn't fair to embarrass him. Not everyone is proud of their Mommy. And not everyone wants to advertise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 Well here I go again hope I don't step in it this time but, I was told that God pulled the penis's off all the dumb one's can I get a confirmation on that statement:) Fred however I was also made aware that two heads are better than one even if one is a goat's head???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 Well here I go again hope I don't step in it this time but, I was told that God pulled the penis's off all the dumb one's can I get a confirmation on that statement:) Fred however I was also made aware that two heads are better than one even if one is a goat's head???? no no no fred that's backwards...here's the truth God put penis' ON all the dumb one's so the smart one's would have something to lead them around with...and ...He made it so that doing this made the dumb one's "happy" when the smart ones did this...and seeing how "happy" it made the dumb one's, the smart one's would often "reward" the dumb one's...and the dumb one's would be so grateful for this "reward" that they would get even "happier"...and that made the smart one's "happy" as well... okay now...is everyone happy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallowEarth Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 no no no fred that's backwards...here's the truth God put penis' ON all the dumb one's so the smart one's would have something to lead them around with...and ...He made it so that doing this made the dumb one's "happy" when the smart ones did this...and seeing how "happy" it made the dumb one's, the smart one's would often "reward" the dumb one's...and the dumb one's would be so grateful for this "reward" that they would get even "happier"...and that made the smart one's "happy" as well... okay now...is everyone happy?? :haha: :haha: I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 hey...who was the other female (#4) that voted the poll...i guess if ya vote u don't necessarily have to post and announce the who/what...pooh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuie Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 female here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggr3 Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 no no no fred that's backwards...here's the truth God put penis' ON all the dumb one's so the smart one's would have something to lead them around with...and ...He made it so that doing this made the dumb one's "happy" when the smart ones did this...and seeing how "happy" it made the dumb one's, the smart one's would often "reward" the dumb one's...and the dumb one's would be so grateful for this "reward" that they would get even "happier"...and that made the smart one's "happy" as well... okay now...is everyone happy?? Why ...that's one of the cutiest faerietales that I've ever heard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coknuck Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 I thought God pulled the penis off the dumb one's so man would talk to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdawnaz Posted November 22, 2005 CID Share Posted November 22, 2005 Why ...that's one of the cutiest faerietales that I've ever heard.... ...i thought it wuz pretty cute too...thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 23, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 Wow, 36:5 ! *mutters* thats not right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
water Posted November 23, 2005 Author CID Share Posted November 23, 2005 ...i thought it wuz pretty cute too...thx A friend of mine wrote this for me. I think it's good: "How Man Was Created" On the First Day gOD created the earth and the heavens...cause he was bored being all powerfull and what not with nothing to do On the Second Day gOD created the Darkness and he was pretty happy about that....he then created his living room and a nice comfy chair with a foot stool so he could sit back and relax and check out what he has done so far On the Third Day gOD was roaming around his new house and smashed his big toe into his newly created coffee table...cause he forgot where he put it.....he then said "mE Damnit...mE Damnit" and then Created Light....which he immediately bitched about because it was too bright (after the case of beer he created after creating the darkness so he could sit in his garage and drink it and get a hangover)...so he then created the soft glow light bulbs which felt much better....he then created the stars and the moon.... On the Fourth Day gOD wondered what it would be like if the moon was actually a giant ball of fire.....this utterly pissed him off and he created Many Designer sun glasses which he dubbed Oakley and Ray Ban....he then decided that if he was gonna be annoyed by all this he had to have others to be annoyed as well so he created Man On the Fith Day gOD got tired of Man lounging in his Big Comfy Chair and kicked him out and sent him to earth....he created a nice lil place for him to live...but Man was bitching that he kept getting horny but there was no way in hell he was f!@%^g the bloody bunny rabbit or the deer...he complained they were to fast and it just would be way wrong On the Sixth Day gOD got tired of Man's bitching and moaning....so he Created this really hot chic for him to play with....this made Man very happy but acted like a bone head around the Woman...and thus gOD determined that he shall be known as a bone head...and thus the term Boner was born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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