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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

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Bush Rejects Timetable For Withdrawal Of Turkeys From Oven

WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President George W. Bush rejected calls for a timetable in the withdrawal of Thanksgiving Turkeys from the White House oven on Thursday, vowing "we will continue to cook our turkeys" until tenderness is achieved.

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Sorry im late, but i hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. I know i did :)

Now.. the day AFTER thanksgiving is another story...

My fiance had to be in work @ 5:30 am this morning, working till noon.

I figured theird be noone out??? lmao. i was wrong. Their was a line of people

infront of Michaels this morning, an she has to work till' 12:00 [ noon] Shes a cashier, the poor thing :cry:

But i cant say i feel too badly, i have to work tonight from 3pm till 10:30 pm if not later, so ill be wanting to quit/kill myself as well -_-..

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