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  1. its safe, but everytime i try to take a picture of another screen from my phone, it just looks like one big bright light. i dont think the phone can capture the quality of stuff like that. heres a pic of my phone taking a pic of my comp
  2. Im a scrooge' I hate Christmas i'll buy stuff wen it's cheapest...unless it dont get any cheaper hopefully...the new 30gb iPod (black) goes down to....$200?
  3. iTunes for music WMP for DVD's (i got that nvidia decoder thingy) Media Player Classic for everything else.
  4. COMPUTER VIRUSES i thought they were funny Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem. Dan Quayle virus: Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a binary network. Dan Quayle virus: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee.. David Duke virus: Makes your screen go completely white. Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America. Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer. Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard. Gallup virus: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error). George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November. Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. Jerry Brown virus: Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number. Madonna virus: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog! Mario Cuomo virus: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run. Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car. New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it. Nike virus: Just Does It! Ollie North virus: Turns your printer into a document shredder. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. Pat Buchanan virus: Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen. Paul Revere virus: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:. Paul Tsongas virus: Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus." PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money. Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism". Richard Nixon virus: Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback. Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives. Ross Perot virus: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits. Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened. Ted Turner virus: Colorizes your monochrome monitor. Terry Randle virus: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message. Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system. Warren Commission virus: Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
  5. booooooo i thought it was FULL programs, its just demos and shareware
  6. advertised: 5000/384 actual: :::.. Download Stats ..::: Connection is:: 5043 Kbps about 5 Mbps (tested with 5983 kB) Download Speed is:: 616 kB/s Tested From:: https://testmy.net/ (server2) Test Time:: Fri Nov 25 14:19:12 CST 2005 Bottom Line:: 90X faster than 56K 1MB download in 1.66 sec Diagnosis: Awesome! 20% + : 21.64 % faster than the average for host (rr.com) Validation Link:: https://testmy.net/stats/id-VZ6M3WUJS :::.. Upload Stats ..::: Connection is:: 381 Kbps about 0.4 Mbps (tested with 579 kB) Upload Speed is:: 47 kB/s Tested From:: https://testmy.net/ (server1) Test Time:: Fri Nov 25 14:20:15 CST 2005 Bottom Line:: 7X faster than 56K 1MB upload in 21.79 sec Diagnosis: Awesome! 20% + : 29.59 % faster than the average for host (rr.com) Validation Link:: https://testmy.net/stats/id-9VXGQJB3E
  7. it worked! awesome, thx organ_shifter, now i can enjoy this bliss known as Kaspersky
  8. I just got rid of Symantec Antivirus from my computer b/c i just wanted something different, and decided to get Kaspersky. However, when I installed it and then restarted my computer, my internet wouldn't work at all. Neither my LAN or Wireless allowed me to connect. I even tried shutting down Kaspersky and still i couldn't get on the net, so I was forced to uninstall it. Does anyone know why my Kaspersky is making my internet not work? I remember i had the same problem on my old computer and i ended up abandoning Kaspersky then too. This time, i dont want to have to do that, so please, somebody helpppp
  9. because when u wash it off it falls on your shoulders Why does 711 have locks on the doors if its open 24/7 everyday?
  10. thats the freakin coolest house i've ever seen!!!
  11. im sure theres more...i mean, what are the odds that out of 18203 Members, all but one are guys?
  12. 60gb Hitachi harddrive. It's 7200 rpm. its a laptop harddrive
  13. http://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/ I like that website for wallpapers, its really well laid out and makes it easy to find wallpaper for your specific resolution, and they have a bazillion wallpapers too
  14. um...i specifically said "However, if your manufacturer doesnt have any better graphics cards for your model, then you cant do anything about it" but w/e.
  15. ook, well then i take back what i said, sry, I mis-understood it
  16. what the hell are you talking about? you know what, screw this topic, i try to help someone only to have idiots say crap and even the mod being a smartass. whatever happened to teh good testmy.net, not the one starting to fill with assholes who have nothing to do but reply with flames.
  17. yea, ur graphics are integrated, no way to upgrade that to an actual graphics card. As for the ram, best way to find out if you have an availible slot is to open it up and check, it should be at the bottom of your comp and look somethin similar to this: I'm guessing that your comp right now probably has 256+256, so if you want to upgrade, you'll have to take out one (or both) of the 256's.
  18. i have a 2-way splitter 1000Mhz and my connection doesn't slow down and my tv works perfectly too. 900Mhz is pretty close to 1000Mhz...so im assuming it should work fine...best way to find out is by just testing it out
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