Dark_Matter Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 I about died laughing reading this article. The person who wrote this is moron/idiot. I about died on the AMD part, and they even spelled linux wrong. This thing is total madness, and damn funny to. Linux an illegal hacker operating system? (LOL) Someone better call 90% of the internet up, and tell them to close it down because over 90% of the websites, and servers online run FreeBSD or linux based os's. http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
php Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitbull481 Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. this parent are stupid LMFAO :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dn0 Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 That is great Dark Matter - It appears to be a funny if you read into the comments. I especially like the 3rd comment: i am guilty (none / 0) (#6095) by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jan 12th, 2002 at 02:12:28 PM PST how could i have been so blind...i have been putting firewall after firewall on my system. when along along i have tryyng to keep myself out... yes now that i have read your article i realize that i am a hacker...I have reviewed my computer and discovered filthy programs running amuck everywhere...Flash. MP3's. DOS. BIOS. and the holy grail of hacking, yes its true I HAVE LINUX, i am so sorry and at this moment the police are on their way to put me away...THANK YOU for opening my unworthy eyes LOL There is another article under the same heading "Internet Idiocy" about how J LO's butt is so big that you could land a helicopter on it. edit: spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyswhirl Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA. As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times. In one line he has the model family in the next line his daughter makes up stories - this is definatly a joke article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amc11890 Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlewis23 Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTB Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 That can't possibly be serious. Such ignorance centered in just one person would cause an implosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coknuck Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 That was pretty outrageous. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmer Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 Best part for me.. the AMD comment.. Wonder what this dude thinks of Mac.. The fact that you want to upgrade your graphics card has nothing to do with hacking.. Maybe his son was going to be the next world champ?!?! O well.. good laugh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indestructable Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 HAHAHA....ha...ha.....ha.......ha...sorry, had to get those out, too funny, omfg, that parent is such a dumbass, and the funniest part about it is that down here in the corner of my screen i'm downloading Knoppix 4.0.2 as i read this bs article...man, there are some st00pid parents out there... oh no, can't upgrade that old Intel Extreme Integrated Gfx...that might lead to the kid actually getting something done!!! :shock: and more MEMORY????!! OH NO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersteven Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. :haha: EDIT to include this AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. I thought their headquarters was in California. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Dude they're even at CompUSA. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. ??? WTF? They were talking about Linux,by the way. I just realized they were actually talking about an os called lunix which was used in the Commodore 64. At least I think. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUnix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark06 Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 AND THE IPOD IS A KEY TO UNLOCK A RADIO STATION'S SERVER AND STEAL ALL OF THEIR MUSIC IN THE FORM OF MP3'S. OH THE HORROR!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN!!!! WHERE THESE TOOLS ARE SOLD AT WALTMART!!! LOL IGNORANCE IS BLISS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x FiReMaN x Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day? If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. I guess we are all guilty on this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmer Posted January 22, 2006 CID Share Posted January 22, 2006 hahah yeah i guess we are.. I would have to live in that dudes house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disturbed Posted January 23, 2006 CID Share Posted January 23, 2006 hahahah If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips this person better shoot him/her self LOL ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air_jordan_forever Posted January 23, 2006 CID Share Posted January 23, 2006 the poor guy who wrote this article is a complete idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x_6985381 Posted January 23, 2006 CID Share Posted January 23, 2006 i must be a hacker no one report me!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CA3LE Posted January 23, 2006 CID Share Posted January 23, 2006 bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (I'm sorry I can't stop laughing) haha ha ha ha ha ha ha Whew! Wow, that shit is fuuuunAY! The funny thing is that there are parents that think like that -- that whole website is pretty funny, weird funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asubaseball727 Posted January 24, 2006 CID Share Posted January 24, 2006 Truly, what is that site? A place for bunch of brainwashing parents who live in an imaginary utopia? Just look at the home page. The topics, some of which, are ridiculous... i especially like the pic for the 12th topic down... :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indestructable Posted January 24, 2006 CID Share Posted January 24, 2006 this is the funniest sh*t i've ever read, i mean, this guy is a complete idiot!! :evil6: haha, as i was reading this i had a bittorrent of Knoppix 4.0.2 running...omfg, too funny! ( www.knopper.net ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitbull481 Posted January 24, 2006 CID Share Posted January 24, 2006 i just read the poll they have Poll I'm scared of hackers because... They hack into NASA 5% They steal things 4% They are violent sociopaths 4% They use amphetamines and speed 7% They help Osama Bin Laden 14% They're un-American 5% They smell bad 58% Votes: 11015 That site is a JOKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asubaseball727 Posted January 24, 2006 CID Share Posted January 24, 2006 this is the funniest sh*t i've ever read, i mean, this guy is a complete idiot!! :evil6: haha, as i was reading this i had a bittorrent of Knoppix 4.0.2 running...omfg, too funny! ( www.knopper.net ) What is knoppix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richcornucopia Posted January 24, 2006 CID Share Posted January 24, 2006 A linux distro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane_floyd Posted January 24, 2006 CID Share Posted January 24, 2006 I love Lunix, it is the Opertional Systems of the fyoucher. LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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